merry kwanazapan
wth. all i want for xmas is porn.
naw but seriously, i dont like xmas time. im a mean one, mr. grinch. its stressful, im always broke so gifts become that much more difficult, and i never have a girlfriend around this time of year. stupid new years, looming ominously in the near distance, taunting me with the past years failures. get away new years! youre a unforgiving mirror, that i must look at with drunk goggles, or beer glasses, whatever you call them, so that i look better when i see myself. idk.
new years always ends up being really pathetic. i either stay home, alone, and do absolutely nothing. i ring in the new years with a bowl and a hollow resolution. or i go to a party, where i get too drunk to remember whats happened, happening, or going to happen, and i wake up on january 1st, just as jaded as i was last year.
football sucks. the jonas brothers suck. anti-pot people suck. whole foods rocks.
im just a hater i guess.
jealousy is a stinky cologne. 'jealousy, always gets the better part of me, turns my brown eyes green with envy, and piques dangerous curiosity, stimulates distaste and hate, and then i see the one i cant face, a question i just cant answer, a situation i just cant take.'
you sell your life to buy their lies, it makes a boy wonder was he born to die?
disembonked and discomboobly are really funny words. just say them. haa.
fluffer nutters have a disgusting name, but a delicious taste.
is dolly parton a lesbian sex symbol? idk where i heard this, but i must know if its true.
help me complete this list
top ten fuck you movies:
1. high school musical. fuck you. (except that chick got naked, which was hot. but it didnt add to the movie, it was a separate, hot, incident.)
2. the notebook. i hate this damn movie, and i never even saw it. everything with a vagina loves this movie, and it basically ruined romance for me, cause i cant lift a girl up and kiss in the rain. stupid gosling.
3. napoleon dynamite. i admit, i liked it. i still kinda do. but shit, it came and went like a virgin boy on prom night. all the freakin sorority chicks were sayin gosh, your moms in college, etc, and yes, i did it too. and now, its on the fuck you movie list.
4. that movie, with the magic mailbox. i forgot the name, but it had neo and mrs congeniality. it had a magic mailbox, that sent messages through time. fuck you magic mailbox. fuck you.
5.
i got a couple more, but i need a definitive ten. idk why im doing it, i guess i just needed to make a list that didnt deal with xmas and school crap.
naw but seriously, i dont like xmas time. im a mean one, mr. grinch. its stressful, im always broke so gifts become that much more difficult, and i never have a girlfriend around this time of year. stupid new years, looming ominously in the near distance, taunting me with the past years failures. get away new years! youre a unforgiving mirror, that i must look at with drunk goggles, or beer glasses, whatever you call them, so that i look better when i see myself. idk.
new years always ends up being really pathetic. i either stay home, alone, and do absolutely nothing. i ring in the new years with a bowl and a hollow resolution. or i go to a party, where i get too drunk to remember whats happened, happening, or going to happen, and i wake up on january 1st, just as jaded as i was last year.
football sucks. the jonas brothers suck. anti-pot people suck. whole foods rocks.
im just a hater i guess.
jealousy is a stinky cologne. 'jealousy, always gets the better part of me, turns my brown eyes green with envy, and piques dangerous curiosity, stimulates distaste and hate, and then i see the one i cant face, a question i just cant answer, a situation i just cant take.'
you sell your life to buy their lies, it makes a boy wonder was he born to die?
disembonked and discomboobly are really funny words. just say them. haa.
fluffer nutters have a disgusting name, but a delicious taste.
is dolly parton a lesbian sex symbol? idk where i heard this, but i must know if its true.
help me complete this list
top ten fuck you movies:
1. high school musical. fuck you. (except that chick got naked, which was hot. but it didnt add to the movie, it was a separate, hot, incident.)
2. the notebook. i hate this damn movie, and i never even saw it. everything with a vagina loves this movie, and it basically ruined romance for me, cause i cant lift a girl up and kiss in the rain. stupid gosling.
3. napoleon dynamite. i admit, i liked it. i still kinda do. but shit, it came and went like a virgin boy on prom night. all the freakin sorority chicks were sayin gosh, your moms in college, etc, and yes, i did it too. and now, its on the fuck you movie list.
4. that movie, with the magic mailbox. i forgot the name, but it had neo and mrs congeniality. it had a magic mailbox, that sent messages through time. fuck you magic mailbox. fuck you.
5.
i got a couple more, but i need a definitive ten. idk why im doing it, i guess i just needed to make a list that didnt deal with xmas and school crap.