all about me. im a narcissist.
i had alot of time on my hands, so i thought id have some sam time. its the best time really.
1. Ever been given an engagement ring?
all the time. women just want to marry me, tie me down. im a catch. idk what thats about.
2. Longest relationship?
too long, or not long enough. iva had a fulfilling relationship with myself my whole life.
3. Last gift you received?
sheeet. the gift of gab? my magic fingers? idk.
4. Ever dropped a cell phone?
dropped em like their hot.
5. When's the last time you worked out?
last week. weak.
6. Thing(s) you spend a lot of money on?
food. i eat alot fool.
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
shape/proportions. then face. then personality, if they aint down with the pee pants, then they aint down wif me.
9. One favorite song?
your ex-lover is dead- by stars. it gets me every time.
10. Where do you live?
h-town, texas, born and brewed, home of sambo jones and the chop n' screw.
11. High school you attended?
kerr high school, represent the purple tiger.
12. Cell phone provider?
uh, that v-zo, verizon. its aight i guess.
13. Favorite mall store?
any shoe store, or the apple store. even though i never buy anything.
14. Longest job you've had?
ragin cajun, for like a year or so. held it down yo.
15. Do you own a pair of dice?
im sure i do, somewhere. ima gambler, but only when it comes to life and death. what?
16. Do you prank call people?
i have, but i dont make a habit outta it. is yo fridge running? yea man, it just burnt off.
17. Last wedding you attended:
mine. i married candy. the sweet food candy, not a stripper whore named candy.
18. Who is the first friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
prolly noé. and the convo would go like this, hey i won the lotto, lets go to brazil! and hed say yes.
19. Last time you saw your best friend?
a few minutes ago. i was looking in the mirror. haha
20. Favorite fast food restaurant?
jack in the crack, and you dont look back, get that sourdack jack fo a snack.
21. Biggest lie you have ever heard?
im sure ive heard many. alot relating to religion and sex. idk.
23. Where's your favorite place to eat with friends?
the car, after a fat bowl. of porridge.
24. Can you cook?
i make a hella mean spaghetti. itll make you wanna get naked.
25. What car do you drive?
1990 chevy burban named big rhonda. i love that fat bitch.
26. Best kisser?
me! try it if you dont believe me.
27. Last time you cried?
my tear ducts dont function.
28. Most disliked foods?
cheese. i fucking hate cheese! CHEESE! AAAAHHH!!!
29. Thing you like most about yourself?
my manhood.
30. Thing you dislike about yourself?
my womanhood. haha
32. Longest shift you have worked at a job?
12 to 12 is pretty shitty.
33. Favorite movie?
right now, uh, casablanca. i been watchin classics lately.
34. Can you sing?
hell yea, but youll never know.
35. Last concert attended?
the rapture, i think. it was a good show.
36. Last kiss?
was nice.
37. Last movie rented?
super bad. it was super bad.
38.One thing you never leave the house without?
phone, wallet, keys, gun. haha, naw, i kid, i dont have keys.
39. Favorite vacation spot?
well, we seem to go to florida alot, and ive never had a bad time there. so florida. where the people are old, and there is no pot.
43. Laptop or desktop computer?:
desky.
44. Favorite comedian?
the chick before me said mitch hedburg. ima stick with that one.
45. Do you smoke?
smoke what?
46. Sleep with clothes on or off?
generally on.
47. Who sleeps with you every night?
my duck. and sometimes my dog.
48. Do long-distance relationships work?
if its real, like real love, then yea. but usually no.
49. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
once. he said i ran a stop sign (bs), and right as he was gonna write me up, he musta got a call for like a triple homicide or something, cause he threw my id at me and said lcuky day kid, and then sped off. it was tite.
50. Pancakes or french toast?
french toast! though i never have it.
51. Do you like coffee?:
does a bear shit in the woods? thats a yes.
52 How do you like your eggs?
shaken, not stirred.
53. Do you believe in astrology?
i didnt, until last night.
54. Last person you talked to on the phone?
mi madre.
55. Last person on your missed call list?
mi madre.
56. What was the last text message you recieved?
she said im lucky, cause i played footballs last night. dumb.
58. Number of pillows?
dos.
59. What are you wearing right now?
athletic pants and a janky ass t.
60. Pick a lyric, any lyric!
i dont know what i been told, you will never die and you will never grow old. the modest mouse.
61. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J?
purple.
62. Can you play pool?
no. i cant. im physically incapable of playing that game.
63. Can you swim?
like seal. not a seal, i mean the musician.
64. Favorite ice cream?
whatever.
65. Do you like maps?
only if im lost.
66. Tell a random fact about yourself?
im a giver.
68. Ever attend a theme party?
yes. i think all the parties i go to have a theme: get throwed.
69. What is your favorite season?
summer time, when the livins easy.
70. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
yesterday. i havent seen anything stupid today.
71. What time did you wake up this morning?
1:00. sleep good for me.
72. Best thing about winter?
shit. nothing. all the girls cover up, its cold, and i cant wear my flops.
73. Last time a cop gave you a ticket?
i avoided this, as explained above.
75. Name of your first pet?
hart. he was a funny dog, who could not outsmart a cheetoh bag.
76. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
they were prolly cool when they were real. now jack sparrow f'd it up for all of them.
77. What are you doing this weekend?
idk, its a week away, i dont plan that far.
78. Birth date?
april 30th, 21 here i come.
79. What do you want to be?
a time traveler.
85. Are you on a laptop?
nopers.
87. Are you smiling?
no, i dont know what that is.
88 does not exist..
89. Do you miss someone right now?
sure.
90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
the south americas, the asias, the europes. anywhere but here.
92. Are you in high school?
naw, i bees in colleges.
93. Do you have a crush?
crush soda. orange deliciousness.
94. What is your favorite name?
sam. its mine, and its fine.
95. What color is your bathing suit?
salmon.
96. Does your school start in august?
i have no idea.
97. Did you go on vacation last month?
yes, disney world nugga.
98. Have you ever been on a cruise?
naw, but i will eventually. ill cruise all over yo face.
99. Do you have a sister?
yea
100. Are you upstairs?
naw, cause that be the attic.
101. Are you in love?
probably not.
102. Have you ever been to the hospital?
not that i know of.
103. Do you wish you could see anyone particular right now?
yea, why not?
104. What jewlery are you wearing?
just my cock ring. haha, im kidding! or am i? no i am.
105. What are you going to do today?
put clothes away. my room is a hot mess.
i was throwed.
dang hippies!
my mama and me.
its like christmas in my mouth.
im a moose. i do whatever a moose does.
this is me, stuck in a phone booth. i only own that one t-shirt.
teacuppin.
1. Ever been given an engagement ring?
all the time. women just want to marry me, tie me down. im a catch. idk what thats about.
2. Longest relationship?
too long, or not long enough. iva had a fulfilling relationship with myself my whole life.
3. Last gift you received?
sheeet. the gift of gab? my magic fingers? idk.
4. Ever dropped a cell phone?
dropped em like their hot.
5. When's the last time you worked out?
last week. weak.
6. Thing(s) you spend a lot of money on?
food. i eat alot fool.
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
shape/proportions. then face. then personality, if they aint down with the pee pants, then they aint down wif me.
9. One favorite song?
your ex-lover is dead- by stars. it gets me every time.
10. Where do you live?
h-town, texas, born and brewed, home of sambo jones and the chop n' screw.
11. High school you attended?
kerr high school, represent the purple tiger.
12. Cell phone provider?
uh, that v-zo, verizon. its aight i guess.
13. Favorite mall store?
any shoe store, or the apple store. even though i never buy anything.
14. Longest job you've had?
ragin cajun, for like a year or so. held it down yo.
15. Do you own a pair of dice?
im sure i do, somewhere. ima gambler, but only when it comes to life and death. what?
16. Do you prank call people?
i have, but i dont make a habit outta it. is yo fridge running? yea man, it just burnt off.
17. Last wedding you attended:
mine. i married candy. the sweet food candy, not a stripper whore named candy.
18. Who is the first friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
prolly noé. and the convo would go like this, hey i won the lotto, lets go to brazil! and hed say yes.
19. Last time you saw your best friend?
a few minutes ago. i was looking in the mirror. haha
20. Favorite fast food restaurant?
jack in the crack, and you dont look back, get that sourdack jack fo a snack.
21. Biggest lie you have ever heard?
im sure ive heard many. alot relating to religion and sex. idk.
23. Where's your favorite place to eat with friends?
the car, after a fat bowl. of porridge.
24. Can you cook?
i make a hella mean spaghetti. itll make you wanna get naked.
25. What car do you drive?
1990 chevy burban named big rhonda. i love that fat bitch.
26. Best kisser?
me! try it if you dont believe me.
27. Last time you cried?
my tear ducts dont function.
28. Most disliked foods?
cheese. i fucking hate cheese! CHEESE! AAAAHHH!!!
29. Thing you like most about yourself?
my manhood.
30. Thing you dislike about yourself?
my womanhood. haha
32. Longest shift you have worked at a job?
12 to 12 is pretty shitty.
33. Favorite movie?
right now, uh, casablanca. i been watchin classics lately.
34. Can you sing?
hell yea, but youll never know.
35. Last concert attended?
the rapture, i think. it was a good show.
36. Last kiss?
was nice.
37. Last movie rented?
super bad. it was super bad.
38.One thing you never leave the house without?
phone, wallet, keys, gun. haha, naw, i kid, i dont have keys.
39. Favorite vacation spot?
well, we seem to go to florida alot, and ive never had a bad time there. so florida. where the people are old, and there is no pot.
43. Laptop or desktop computer?:
desky.
44. Favorite comedian?
the chick before me said mitch hedburg. ima stick with that one.
45. Do you smoke?
smoke what?
46. Sleep with clothes on or off?
generally on.
47. Who sleeps with you every night?
my duck. and sometimes my dog.
48. Do long-distance relationships work?
if its real, like real love, then yea. but usually no.
49. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
once. he said i ran a stop sign (bs), and right as he was gonna write me up, he musta got a call for like a triple homicide or something, cause he threw my id at me and said lcuky day kid, and then sped off. it was tite.
50. Pancakes or french toast?
french toast! though i never have it.
51. Do you like coffee?:
does a bear shit in the woods? thats a yes.
52 How do you like your eggs?
shaken, not stirred.
53. Do you believe in astrology?
i didnt, until last night.
54. Last person you talked to on the phone?
mi madre.
55. Last person on your missed call list?
mi madre.
56. What was the last text message you recieved?
she said im lucky, cause i played footballs last night. dumb.
58. Number of pillows?
dos.
59. What are you wearing right now?
athletic pants and a janky ass t.
60. Pick a lyric, any lyric!
i dont know what i been told, you will never die and you will never grow old. the modest mouse.
61. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J?
purple.
62. Can you play pool?
no. i cant. im physically incapable of playing that game.
63. Can you swim?
like seal. not a seal, i mean the musician.
64. Favorite ice cream?
whatever.
65. Do you like maps?
only if im lost.
66. Tell a random fact about yourself?
im a giver.
68. Ever attend a theme party?
yes. i think all the parties i go to have a theme: get throwed.
69. What is your favorite season?
summer time, when the livins easy.
70. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
yesterday. i havent seen anything stupid today.
71. What time did you wake up this morning?
1:00. sleep good for me.
72. Best thing about winter?
shit. nothing. all the girls cover up, its cold, and i cant wear my flops.
73. Last time a cop gave you a ticket?
i avoided this, as explained above.
75. Name of your first pet?
hart. he was a funny dog, who could not outsmart a cheetoh bag.
76. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
they were prolly cool when they were real. now jack sparrow f'd it up for all of them.
77. What are you doing this weekend?
idk, its a week away, i dont plan that far.
78. Birth date?
april 30th, 21 here i come.
79. What do you want to be?
a time traveler.
85. Are you on a laptop?
nopers.
87. Are you smiling?
no, i dont know what that is.
88 does not exist..
89. Do you miss someone right now?
sure.
90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
the south americas, the asias, the europes. anywhere but here.
92. Are you in high school?
naw, i bees in colleges.
93. Do you have a crush?
crush soda. orange deliciousness.
94. What is your favorite name?
sam. its mine, and its fine.
95. What color is your bathing suit?
salmon.
96. Does your school start in august?
i have no idea.
97. Did you go on vacation last month?
yes, disney world nugga.
98. Have you ever been on a cruise?
naw, but i will eventually. ill cruise all over yo face.
99. Do you have a sister?
yea
100. Are you upstairs?
naw, cause that be the attic.
101. Are you in love?
probably not.
102. Have you ever been to the hospital?
not that i know of.
103. Do you wish you could see anyone particular right now?
yea, why not?
104. What jewlery are you wearing?
just my cock ring. haha, im kidding! or am i? no i am.
105. What are you going to do today?
put clothes away. my room is a hot mess.
i was throwed.
dang hippies!
my mama and me.
its like christmas in my mouth.
im a moose. i do whatever a moose does.
this is me, stuck in a phone booth. i only own that one t-shirt.
teacuppin.