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Kate Kane || Batwoman

[spot_of_red]

[Kate is no stranger to waking up to someone she doesn't exactly know but... this is weird.]

[nineinches]

[A lesbian? Kyle says awesome.

Anyway, he's cuddled up to her, face buried... against her chest if you know what I mean.]

[spot_of_red]

[Kyle gets pushed out of the bed, quite roughly, by Kate.

Gross.]

[nineinches]

[You're harsh, Kate. But that's okay, because he gets back at you... by taking all the sheets with him to the floor.

Anyway, obviously he's awake now! He glances around, jittery despite not having his morning coffee yet.] Wuh -- where am I? [He looks up... at the gorgeous redhead in (his?) bed.] Hello...

[spot_of_red]

[She is staying quiet because this is a terrible, terrible, terrible mistake. How did this even happen? How??

Kate looks around for her clothing.]

[nineinches]

Um... [Okay, so that's not exactly a good sign. He politely keeps his eyes from trailing over... her body as he gets up to his feet, clutching the sheet around his waist.] Do you need some help? I -- I'm Kyle.

[spot_of_red]

You've done enough, I think.

[YES THE ROOM SUDDENLY DROPPED ABOUT TEN DEGREES BECAUSE OF HER TONE.]

[nineinches]

[:( Kyle makes a puppy face and glances around helplessly. He sees some articles of clothing, including her bra and walks over to the corner of the room, having to shuffle quite a bit due to his... makeshift skirt.

He picks up a shirt... and it's his. Oh, shit.]

Uh, I've got something here you can wear... [Said all timidly.]

[spot_of_red]

[Okay... now she feels a little bad for him. Clearly, there was no taking advantage here.]

Thank you.

[nineinches]

[He picks up her bra, too. Just in case. So with those in hand, he shuffles over to her.]

Here. I'm really sorry about this.

[spot_of_red]

I am, too. This never happens to me.

[At least, not with a guy.]

[nineinches]

[He holds the bra and shirt out!]

I can honestly say the same... Honestly. I don't even drink all that much.

[spot_of_red]

[She takes it and puts them on.

... this is awkward. Mostly because she doesn't know how to tell him that she's not attracted to him in the slightly. He's good looking but... not her type.]

/invades

[stillawitch]

[Wanda has somehow ended up halfway down the bed but still curled around her inexplicable new spouse, slow breath fanning over the other woman's stomach as she sleeps on, still oblivious.]

:D

[spot_of_red]

[Kate is awake, vigilante as ever, stroking this woman's hair. Where was she? No idea. Who is she? Not a clue. But she's pretty and warm and in her bed.]

[stillawitch]

[Wanda stirs, smiling sleepily and turning her head to nuzzle Kate's hand without opening her eyes.]