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Catwoman // DC Comics

[meowminx]

[ Waking up I guess? ]

[liverletdie]

[ He's already awake, and looking around the room trying to figure out why they're at the beach. ]

[meowminx]

[ Also now examining the beach. Looking confused. ]

[liverletdie]

So. We're in bed together.

At the beach, and I'm pretty sure I haven't been drinking.

Big G // The Obvious

[gamerastillsux]

[Laying there like a beached whale, basking in the sun, half in and half out of the sea.]

[You poor, poor sap.]

... oh hello sailor

[godzilla_sucks]

[laying nearby]

omg eeeee

[gamerastillsux]

[Snorts. Swats at his nose and grunts.]

Hrgh. This place smell like feet of turtle.

<3

[godzilla_sucks]

[rumbles]

No, it smell like lizard butt.

lust // fullmetal alchemist

[easytochop]

[THIS IS REPULSIVE]

[returntoeven]

[IT MOST CERTAINLY IS.]

[easytochop]

[SHE HAS A FRUITY DRINK FOR SOME REASON

and then pours it out on someone's face FUCKIN' CABANA BOYS HOW DO THEY WORK]

Knives.

[returntoeven]

[HAS A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA APPARENTLY

JUST...STARES AT IT]

Lust.

Kate Kane || Batwoman

[spot_of_red]

[Kate is no stranger to waking up to someone she doesn't exactly know but... this is weird.]

[nineinches]

[A lesbian? Kyle says awesome.

Anyway, he's cuddled up to her, face buried... against her chest if you know what I mean.]

[spot_of_red]

[Kyle gets pushed out of the bed, quite roughly, by Kate.

Gross.]

[nineinches]

[You're harsh, Kate. But that's okay, because he gets back at you... by taking all the sheets with him to the floor.

Anyway, obviously he's awake now! He glances around, jittery despite not having his morning coffee yet.] Wuh -- where am I? [He looks up... at the gorgeous redhead in (his?) bed.] Hello...

Monet St. Croix || Marvel, X-Factor, blah blah

[superxgrlfriend]

[ In a tiny bikini at the poolside. Cabana boys have been rushing around to serve her, so she hasn't yet noticed her spouse. ]

[deadredbird]

[ This is also partially because Jason is busy searching for bugs and hidden cameras. Because there HAVE to be some, for this situation to be happening. Finally he wanders out to the pool and looks at Monet. It's a moment before he says anything. ]

Enjoying yourself?

[ Only a little sarcastically. The better to cover up that hesitation. ]

[superxgrlfriend]

[ At the sound of the somewhat familiar voice, Monet tips her sunglasses down. If she's surprised to see the somewhat familiar face, her expression hardly betrays it. ]

For better or for worse, I've gotten used to ending up in places I didn't intend to go. Sit down. Have the cabana boys get you a drink.

[ She gestures to the empty chair next to her. ]

[deadredbird]

[ He considers it, similarly stoic. He feels ridiculous in swimming trunks and a t-shirt (HOW MODEST), but he moves toward her and sits on the empty chair, shaking his head at the hovering cabana boy. Deadpan— ]

You know it's probably something in the drinks.