How to Re-Discover Your Appartment...
Step One: Say a silent prayer that your things are still in your appartment and not in someone elses.
Step Two: Attempt to remove as many articles of clothing as possible before step Three is required.
Step Three: Bowel movement. There is something to be said about the way relaxation will hit you after not having your own space for the last however long.
Step Four: Put the needle on a record. If possible, try to perform step Four prior to step Three as this will make step Three more relaxing. Classical is prefered as this will provide the most amount of relaxation, but anything will do.
Step Five: Shower. If step Two has not been completed by this point, do so.
Step Six: Attempt to understand the delicate balance between the piles of dark and clean cloths. Pick cloths from what is hopefully the clean pile and return to a presentable appearance.
Step Seven: Check appartment for presents that you have left yourself. The best presents are non-perishable foods purchased prior to leaving. (this session this happened to be a package of String Cheese)
Step Eight: Research where you left off in life.
Step Nine: Play Catch-Up.
- The Phigment
Step Two: Attempt to remove as many articles of clothing as possible before step Three is required.
Step Three: Bowel movement. There is something to be said about the way relaxation will hit you after not having your own space for the last however long.
Step Four: Put the needle on a record. If possible, try to perform step Four prior to step Three as this will make step Three more relaxing. Classical is prefered as this will provide the most amount of relaxation, but anything will do.
Step Five: Shower. If step Two has not been completed by this point, do so.
Step Six: Attempt to understand the delicate balance between the piles of dark and clean cloths. Pick cloths from what is hopefully the clean pile and return to a presentable appearance.
Step Seven: Check appartment for presents that you have left yourself. The best presents are non-perishable foods purchased prior to leaving. (this session this happened to be a package of String Cheese)
Step Eight: Research where you left off in life.
Step Nine: Play Catch-Up.
- The Phigment