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[theperfectdoug]

Yes folks, thats a drawing of yours truly punching a horse in the face. Drawn during some down time in a game of Dungeons and Dragons by the obscenely talented Miss Georgia Dunn. But thats not all

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[theperfectdoug]

There's a differnce between HAVING problems and BEING a problem! Yeah....that's the ticket! Darryl Strawberry HAD (actually...probably HAS would be the better word to use here......) a drug problem. Manny Ramierez doesnt want to pinch hit on a particular day and thus IS a problem. In all seriousness though I really cant defend most of those guys. Except for Sheffield and Brown, they're problem was they felt they didnt have enough money, so the Yankees fixed that problem. Now they;re happy! You heard Sheffield, he loves New York so much he'd "ruin!" whichever other team he went to! Lol, what a guy.....

So it's Monday and everyone is back where they started. Now your only hope is waivers...WAIVERS!! Like the ones we used to accquire "star" "pitcher" Hideo Nomo with!

Yeah Damon is a school marm but we've all known that for years. He's hitting okay but you know who has the best on base %? The Giambino! I take back all the awful things i said about that guy, and his re-imergence as a good player is a really cool thing to watch.

You know my favorite song on the Bronson Arroyo albumn is? The one where Manny and Damon just "show up" and start jamming with him!

Bronson: "Oh hey guys whats up?"
Damon: "Whats going on (insert stupid nickname Red Sox give each other), just thought we'd stop by and jam!
Manny: "Dame mas gasolina!!"

Then they all start singing. I think the best part of all this is the guy had a sold out concert a few weeks ago with all of the ten songs he covers. Proving once again my theories on Red Sox fans......
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I better get back to work......