Best....Avatar......EVER!!!
Yes folks, thats a drawing of yours truly punching a horse in the face. Drawn during some down time in a game of Dungeons and Dragons by the obscenely talented Miss Georgia Dunn. But thats not all!
Three Reasons Even Red Sox Fans Must Hate The Red Sox
1.) Manny Ramirez (ha ha ha, he hates this team so much, making him my favorite red sock!)
2.) Bronson Arroyo's Albumn of covers
3.) Number three is a picture that i dont have as of yet, i need assistance from a person with a digital camera, if anyone is interested in this undertaking contact me! It'll be great though!
Did you hear that someone stole that painting of The Scream? That's awesome. Art theives are my favorite kind of theif. Seriously they have to be all cool and suave with hi-tech gadgets and a bevy of beautiful women. That takes talent too, stealing a beloved objet d'art like that. Plus how cool would it be to know that guy? You go over to his house and he's got The Scream hanging above his fireplace, that's totally bad ass. It's not like the guy who goes into Wal Mart and grabs a car battery, brings it back to his trailer and uses it as a footrest or a doorstop or something. These art theives have class!
Im normally not for stealing due to the financial reprecussions felt throughout an organization. Like if you steal from a store do you know who feels that impact eventually? The working stiffs like you and me. Not "the man" not "corporate", the first person who gets a pay cut due to losses is the bottom guy on the ladder. But with art thieves i fail to see who they're hurting financially if they steal from a museum. And seriously, we all take art way too seriously. It needs to be stolen everyonce in a while, shake things up, you know?
Why are we still going into space? Now i hear that foam had broken off of this latest shuttle and it might end up dooming the whole crew. Do you know what kind of a budget NASA has? If we were to put that money into practical problems we still have here on earth we could do a lot of good! We've still got cancer and AIDS folks, lets get cracking on those.
What are we hoping to find out there? Life on other planets? Why? If we master intergalactic travel, as screwed up as we are, before them what could they possibly do for us? What kind of amazing knowledge will they be able to share with us?
Astronaut: "Hello my alien friends, i come from a planet where we have mastered interplanetary travel accros light years! What can we learn from each other?"
Alien: "We like to kill each other with sharp sticks!"
Astronaut: "Oh no, the folly of space!!!!!"
(Astronaut is immediately killed)
If im the first one to find an alien planet and land there i'm going to declare that it's actually India and im gonna stick an American flag in the soil. And when the aliens come over to see what all the fuss is about im gonna go "Welcome my Indian brothers!!" and im gonna get everyone i know to call them Indians. SPACE INDIANS!!!
Are we gonna throw our garbage away up there? Have it floating around, not decomposing for eons? Or is that why we want another planet? To use as our own private Earth Dump? Thats not cool, the Indians are gonna have a problem with that.
I only took one astronomy class in college but it taught me everything i need to know about space. And here it is:
-It's huge.
-Everything out there is trying to kill us.
What is the terrible secret of space? DONT FUCK WITH SPACE!!!
Three Reasons Even Red Sox Fans Must Hate The Red Sox
1.) Manny Ramirez (ha ha ha, he hates this team so much, making him my favorite red sock!)
2.) Bronson Arroyo's Albumn of covers
3.) Number three is a picture that i dont have as of yet, i need assistance from a person with a digital camera, if anyone is interested in this undertaking contact me! It'll be great though!
Did you hear that someone stole that painting of The Scream? That's awesome. Art theives are my favorite kind of theif. Seriously they have to be all cool and suave with hi-tech gadgets and a bevy of beautiful women. That takes talent too, stealing a beloved objet d'art like that. Plus how cool would it be to know that guy? You go over to his house and he's got The Scream hanging above his fireplace, that's totally bad ass. It's not like the guy who goes into Wal Mart and grabs a car battery, brings it back to his trailer and uses it as a footrest or a doorstop or something. These art theives have class!
Im normally not for stealing due to the financial reprecussions felt throughout an organization. Like if you steal from a store do you know who feels that impact eventually? The working stiffs like you and me. Not "the man" not "corporate", the first person who gets a pay cut due to losses is the bottom guy on the ladder. But with art thieves i fail to see who they're hurting financially if they steal from a museum. And seriously, we all take art way too seriously. It needs to be stolen everyonce in a while, shake things up, you know?
Why are we still going into space? Now i hear that foam had broken off of this latest shuttle and it might end up dooming the whole crew. Do you know what kind of a budget NASA has? If we were to put that money into practical problems we still have here on earth we could do a lot of good! We've still got cancer and AIDS folks, lets get cracking on those.
What are we hoping to find out there? Life on other planets? Why? If we master intergalactic travel, as screwed up as we are, before them what could they possibly do for us? What kind of amazing knowledge will they be able to share with us?
Astronaut: "Hello my alien friends, i come from a planet where we have mastered interplanetary travel accros light years! What can we learn from each other?"
Alien: "We like to kill each other with sharp sticks!"
Astronaut: "Oh no, the folly of space!!!!!"
(Astronaut is immediately killed)
If im the first one to find an alien planet and land there i'm going to declare that it's actually India and im gonna stick an American flag in the soil. And when the aliens come over to see what all the fuss is about im gonna go "Welcome my Indian brothers!!" and im gonna get everyone i know to call them Indians. SPACE INDIANS!!!
Are we gonna throw our garbage away up there? Have it floating around, not decomposing for eons? Or is that why we want another planet? To use as our own private Earth Dump? Thats not cool, the Indians are gonna have a problem with that.
I only took one astronomy class in college but it taught me everything i need to know about space. And here it is:
-It's huge.
-Everything out there is trying to kill us.
What is the terrible secret of space? DONT FUCK WITH SPACE!!!