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theperfectdoug

Best....Avatar......EVER!!!

Jul 29, 2005 13:43

Yes folks, thats a drawing of yours truly punching a horse in the face. Drawn during some down time in a game of Dungeons and Dragons by the obscenely talented Miss Georgia Dunn. But thats not all ( Read more... )

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the solitary red sock space udder aimsha July 29 2005, 18:27:01 UTC

Would a single red sox player be called a red sock? hmmm...oh and the steak issue-it appears as though the cows are actually space indians and have decided to merge with the human bodies as to take over earth without actually having to use laser beams coming out of their udders. When we eat cow, they grip onto our insides and control us through our bowels. It's advanced stuff. So that is why I mainly eat venison...that, I get to traumatize small children with my grinding up of Bambi. But that's a whole other issue. I have a digital camera as well, should you have need for it.

Re: the solitary red sock space udder theperfectdoug July 29 2005, 19:49:37 UTC

Nice, deep down inside i always knew....
Yeah at some point me and you are gonna have to borrow that camera....there's a certain something i need to take a picture of....heh heh heh

Re: the solitary red sock space udder aimsha July 29 2005, 22:13:18 UTC

Like what? What must we take pictures of? The maniacal laugh intrigued me about your photography subject.

digital_risu July 29 2005, 18:51:34 UTC

Your views on space make me smile.

Indians are cool, but shan't be messed with :(

theperfectdoug July 29 2005, 19:50:51 UTC

Im glad you like my astro-philosophy, and i found those indians so i can name them/do to them/hurt them however i want!

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aimsha July 31 2005, 01:13:44 UTC

Wait, you have a goatee? I just saw you yesterday...and the day before that. I see you rather often and I've never noticed! Lol! Damn; I need to work on my observation skills. And what kind of jerk would steal the Scream and then burn it? Listen, I hate to break it to you, but you've already been caught if the police are close enough to make you burn it, so you're just making things worse for yourselves. You're not getting rid of the evidence so much as securing the judge's anger when you're on trial. Poor, silly, law-breaking fools. Michael J. Fox should get into Doc's delorian and go back in time so he can plop you in a pile of manure from the space indian cows. Wow, I ramble too much for my own good. This is what happens when I have nothing to do...*sigh*.

I'm very sorry. theperfectdoug July 31 2005, 03:35:36 UTC

But the thought of those guys burning the painting when the cops were gonna get them makes it even funnier! AND cooler! I know it stinks that someone stole a picture someone painted and put a lot of effort into but i never really thought of the scream as a very emotional piece. I dont think the guy was like: "and this is in tribute to my loving wife of 15 years!". Maybe it was his uncle or something though...... I understand too that you'd be upset if someone stole your artwork, but the scream guy must be dead by now. And part of the humor in this is the ridiculous nature of stealing a piece of art like that. Because you are totally right, who the hell do you sell that thing to? Who is gonna buy something like that ( ... )

Re: I'm very sorry. aimsha July 31 2005, 03:46:17 UTC

Alright...but I'm not going to take any dirty pictures! well, maybe I will...depends on what.

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aimsha July 31 2005, 03:04:06 UTC

Alright Ms. Dunn, I shall pay for his corvette of rubies, but it will be a cold day in hell before I pay for his home of solid gold...that I will leave to you or Doug. The train was a disillusionment for me. Ah the days of the pure time travelling methods of obscenely expensive cars...where have they gone?

I aint payin for shit! theperfectdoug July 31 2005, 03:39:58 UTC

For that filthy mexican. Dame mas gasolina!!!

Re: I aint payin for shit! aimsha July 31 2005, 03:44:44 UTC

Ah! That hurts! What are you going to say to Manny's mama? She wants her son to have a shelter, Doug! In fact, she demands it! She's gonna kick yo' ass!

Celebrity Commentary from PAT MURPHY doc_savage July 31 2005, 04:13:08 UTC

Yes, I'm fully aware I made most of my small fortune in films based around the exploration or annihilation of outer space, but at the riks of sounding like a hypocrite, I agree with Douglas. Its a waste of time and money to "explore" space. Seriously how many times have we been to the moon? More than once is probably too many. It wasn't even made out of cheese. So there's the world hunger argument gone! the way I see it space is just a big lifeless expanse meant to dump our garbage in. Why haven't we done that yet? Worst case scenario we poison an alien race we've never even met and they come to our planet seeking just retribution. But honestly folks who doesn't like aliens?! They're neat! It'll be like War of the Worlds only with better acting and no chance of a cop out ending. Also as far as burning THE SCREAM!!!, was anyone really attached to that painting? It wasn't that aesthetically pleasing. Plus I'd love to have the bragging rights those art thieves have got. "Yo baby I destroyed a priceless work of art, wanna give me a

Re: Celebrity Commentary from PAT MURPHY aimsha July 31 2005, 04:34:56 UTC

Woah...who could say no to that? *Starts warming up jaw*....wait, WHICH peice of priceless work of art did you destroy? Because it was The Scream, I had an extreme emotional attachment to that. It was? OH! Then nevermind.

Re: Celebrity Commentary from PAT MURPHY doc_savage July 31 2005, 04:49:25 UTC

Any dame with an intense emotional attachment to THE SCREAM!!!! is a broad I don't want polishing my knob to begin with. That skirt's clearly got issues.

Re: Celebrity Commentary from PAT MURPHY aimsha July 31 2005, 05:14:15 UTC

tru dat.