Hypothetically Speaking, of course.
So im reading this book right now called "Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs" by Chuck Klosterman. Rachel gave it to me for Christmas this year and it's pretty good. This guy has some pretty impressive insights on a wide variety of topics. However anything positive i can say about the guy is negated by the fact that when you get right down to it he's a
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2.)No. No way I could kill a horse in 30 minutes. I'll avoid the whole moral decision with a health dose of reality.
3.) I would so take the skull. Hell, I'd take the skull if they weren't paying me.
4.) How the heck did I end up NFL commissioner? I'd say no. That would set a precedence for letting animals play professional sports. I about a decade, professional sports would literally be a zoo.
5.) Absolutely. My soul mate? I would just have to rediscover the fine art of reading and start listening to books while I drive. I can think of a few songs that may sound very cool.
6.) No. I only remember what I dream maybe once every few months. I've lived this long not seeing dreams. I think I can do without the potential for social embarrassment.
7.) I've never seen the dark crystal. But, I guess she'd remedy that.
If she'll let me counter with a Godzilla movie every month, I'd be happy.
8.) The phenomenon itself probably wouldn't deter me from reading it, but the fact that it was wildly popular probably would. I'm not really afraid somehow becoming gay. My fetishes wouldn't permit that.
9.) I used to be plagued by the thought that something terrible had happened to my mother every evening she didn't come on time from when I was five to when I was about nine. I've gotten over that kind of panic. I'll finish my movie, thank you.
10.) Whatever I've got on me. I get the feeling this type of person won't stick around while I find an ATM. That also prevents me from spending too much.
11.) I'm in no hurry to advance my destiny of watching Canadian football. Maybe my time as NFL commissioner made me realize how crappy American football is. In any case, I wouldn't watch it.
12.) I'd trust the man with a past less than the man with no past. I know the man with a past has done something and is capable of doing something. The man with no past is a clean slate to me. Not trustworthy, but not worthy of distrust either.
13.) The moon. Yes, Europe has a lot of cool sites, but I don't think i could spend a year not knowing whatever language whatever country I was in. I'd get paranoid that people thought I was a stupid American tourist. I would be, but it would still hurt.
14.) I'd be primarily interested in seeing the documentary. I'd like to know what those closest about me truly think of me. That, and I'd probably never find a copy of it if I didn't see it when I had the chance. That big budget remake of my life (BOOORING!!!) would probably be out on DVD soon enough anyway.
15.) About the same. Maybe a few weeks earlier.
16.) I'd be concerned about the money rumor. I could get in all kinds or trouble for that. I doubt I'd get drunk at a party, but if it's absolutely true, then that's that.
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