I have become Grumble's nuzzle munch X.X
________ Leather Biscuit.
Fill in the blank? Mmmm...
It washed off my leg tho. D: Damn you, H20!
At least "BOX" is still on my wrist.
Tattoos are secks for Earl.
Kaylin's house is the freaking Jesus temple of holy naked mermaids (why aren't there mermen, I wonder...XD though one has to wonder where the phallic reference would come in...where the hell is the poop hole?) and sexy dogbutts (I wasn't looking, I swear).
Memorable Quotes of the Previous Previous Evening:
"Will it make you feel better?" "Okay FIINE we'll go." (convo in car)
"Sex me." (Your eyelids are wonderful, Anne. *thumbs up* :D)
"Loose daddy." (..oh my, Kaylin..OH EM GEE @_@. *rub*)
"*Michael's long Winnie the Pooh rant*" (XDDDDDD)
"Guess who's the villain for KH3...Eh? Eh?" (Oh man, Rebecca. There are no words for how adorable you are XD)
"*Katie's condom story*" (ROFL...If I had a phallic image in my pants, it would've splooged from joy)
I AM NOT A DOCTOR!!!
...Ey...chupa-thingy...I like it...has a nice riiing to it...
Tonight!
I had to close the shop. Whee. Joy. A co-worker stole my client...and nabbed the $137.00 purchase, putting it under his name right in front of me. He literally erased my pin number (which showed I helped the people) right in front of me and then put his in like it wasn't a big deal (but it was, considering he committed commission fraud and the fact that I had been helping the people for 45 minutes straight x_x). Needless to say, I cried my eyes out when I got home and ate a lot of food.
Something tells me I need to eat more steak.
...or watch the Discovery Channel.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! During closing, the funny pseudo-gay mexican man at my work is fucking awesome...because while we were closing the shop, he took out the boombox and swankified the atmosphere with "eclectic" music (as he termed it), with the stylings of some of the following:
Bewitched (the original opening theme song haha)
Sugar, Sugar (remember the Archies?)
It's Raining Men (ROFL)
I Want to be a Princess (...rebecca, this reminded me of you)
Diamond's are a Girl's Best Friend (the Moulin Rouge version..which cracked me up because he was singing it and one of my other co-workers is a marilyn monroe-phile)
...and some weird techno song that had a gay black guy singing about how he's the greatest diva model ever...which made me piss my pants and reminded me of Morningwood and Scissor Sisters..O_o;