My room is messy enough without the tartar sauce, hurrrhurrrr.
Umm...yes. 1:16am and I am still awake. 3am or so seems to be my bedtime as of late (my socks have yet to reply to my invoice about their lack of presence...toes are invariably freezing at the moment and I find myself resisting the urge to traverse to the other side of my room to open the creepy closet and get out a pair of fuzzy blue socks that Katie Kat so graciously gave me oh so long ago - I obsess over those socks, I hope you know...as well as the fishstick, Rebecca. I still use it for inspiration).
Anyway! Yes...indeed.
Midterms almost over. I just finished my take-home midterm for Philosophy of Religion (I had to disprove God in 50-150 words. Isn't that just grand as the pink sock on the first virginal sheet of ass spankings and dutiful succulent woe?). I'm dreading going, because it'll basically be (yet again) the cute little old man spazzing in front of the classroom trying to explain what he believes to be God's purpose and our reason for existing. As much as it is entertaining to watch him twazzle (ha! new word!) about like a loaf of freshly baked lamb chops with a wee bit too much vinegar (though why you would put vinegar on lamb chops I'll never quite understand), I have taken to bringing my laptop to class and twazzling about the technological surface. To my asian dismay, however, I am unable to connect to the internet.
I am sad.
But, onto other news...
I HAVE A JOB.
SOMEONE HAD THE STRANGE URGE TO HIRE ME.
For $9.50 per hour, no less. :D WOO!!!
I am currently employed as a sales associate at the wonderfully stylish-and-swankyfied Ann Taylor, a store primarily associated only with black and white (earthy shades follow soon after, huzzah). I love that store....SO MUCH...T_T. There's a pantsuit that would just make me look like a badass ninja. I swear. Freaking hell, I obsess over that store.
There's a funny little mexican man who spins around and is literally a diva without the Sailor Moon pumps. He's so sociable it almost scares me. A really nice lad of foundation and shadowed eyebrows, indeed.
I, however, have not gotten used to the layout of the store...yet.
Therefore...I am pretty much a wandering puppy to be kicked around until I get used to the damn layout. x_X I'll do it though! JUST WATCH ME!!! RAWRGH!!! *violent striking fist of determination wave!*
Having a job, however, causes me a seemingly infinite amount of pain...which I'm sure some of you will roll your eyes at and bat at me with a jolly hammer of dimensional portalness until I quiet in my little corner.
Because I have a job, I regretfully am unable to spend more time with Jared. T_T Maybe one or two days a week, if we are bountifully blessed by ye olde gods (or just..luck?..I suppose). T_______T
But, I work for him to be proud of me and such :3 So I'm happy.
Ack...sleepies (aka booger eye crust)...in eyes...@_@ owwww..*scratch scratch* I need bed soon.
JARED IS FOSTERING KITTENS AGAIN!!!
I'm so happy. I got to feed the little white rats...er...kittens...today. X3 Little bottles and such. They couldn't even see yet. They were like wandering blind baybeh rats...only cute, with mewling noises that are akin to pain...but not in pain. I took care of them I promise. Really. Stop looking at me like that.
But alas! I will not be able to help take care of them for a week (EMO CRY!!! T____T WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!). I will be in New York. D:
Yes, yes, exciting exciting woop woop. -.-
I personally would rather work for the week and spend time with Jared-bucket. ;___;
At least I'll maybe see Spamalot? Maybe?
MUSEUMS WOOHOO!!! *dance dance jazz hands swish clang turn turn kick turn*
I hope I'll be able to see the lads (Anne!!!!! CALL ME!!! T_T SOMEONE!! haha) before the end of my break.
...I need sleep.
*goes to bed*
Anyway! Yes...indeed.
Midterms almost over. I just finished my take-home midterm for Philosophy of Religion (I had to disprove God in 50-150 words. Isn't that just grand as the pink sock on the first virginal sheet of ass spankings and dutiful succulent woe?). I'm dreading going, because it'll basically be (yet again) the cute little old man spazzing in front of the classroom trying to explain what he believes to be God's purpose and our reason for existing. As much as it is entertaining to watch him twazzle (ha! new word!) about like a loaf of freshly baked lamb chops with a wee bit too much vinegar (though why you would put vinegar on lamb chops I'll never quite understand), I have taken to bringing my laptop to class and twazzling about the technological surface. To my asian dismay, however, I am unable to connect to the internet.
I am sad.
But, onto other news...
I HAVE A JOB.
SOMEONE HAD THE STRANGE URGE TO HIRE ME.
For $9.50 per hour, no less. :D WOO!!!
I am currently employed as a sales associate at the wonderfully stylish-and-swankyfied Ann Taylor, a store primarily associated only with black and white (earthy shades follow soon after, huzzah). I love that store....SO MUCH...T_T. There's a pantsuit that would just make me look like a badass ninja. I swear. Freaking hell, I obsess over that store.
There's a funny little mexican man who spins around and is literally a diva without the Sailor Moon pumps. He's so sociable it almost scares me. A really nice lad of foundation and shadowed eyebrows, indeed.
I, however, have not gotten used to the layout of the store...yet.
Therefore...I am pretty much a wandering puppy to be kicked around until I get used to the damn layout. x_X I'll do it though! JUST WATCH ME!!! RAWRGH!!! *violent striking fist of determination wave!*
Having a job, however, causes me a seemingly infinite amount of pain...which I'm sure some of you will roll your eyes at and bat at me with a jolly hammer of dimensional portalness until I quiet in my little corner.
Because I have a job, I regretfully am unable to spend more time with Jared. T_T Maybe one or two days a week, if we are bountifully blessed by ye olde gods (or just..luck?..I suppose). T_______T
But, I work for him to be proud of me and such :3 So I'm happy.
Ack...sleepies (aka booger eye crust)...in eyes...@_@ owwww..*scratch scratch* I need bed soon.
JARED IS FOSTERING KITTENS AGAIN!!!
I'm so happy. I got to feed the little white rats...er...kittens...today. X3 Little bottles and such. They couldn't even see yet. They were like wandering blind baybeh rats...only cute, with mewling noises that are akin to pain...but not in pain. I took care of them I promise. Really. Stop looking at me like that.
But alas! I will not be able to help take care of them for a week (EMO CRY!!! T____T WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!). I will be in New York. D:
Yes, yes, exciting exciting woop woop. -.-
I personally would rather work for the week and spend time with Jared-bucket. ;___;
At least I'll maybe see Spamalot? Maybe?
MUSEUMS WOOHOO!!! *dance dance jazz hands swish clang turn turn kick turn*
I hope I'll be able to see the lads (Anne!!!!! CALL ME!!! T_T SOMEONE!! haha) before the end of my break.
...I need sleep.
*goes to bed*