Just in case it was even a doubt in the first place:

- If I'm ever cursed to be a spouse, a girlfriend, or some vapid teenage brat, please do me the favor for the next day and restrain me.

- I wouldn't touch any of you with a sixty foot poll.

- Nobody likes you, as if that was evident enough.

'Ch, some sick and twisted sense of humor. If that ( Read more... )

On second thought-

It's too much of an opportunity to pass up! Hey, Yuuki, on second thought? I changed my mind! We could go together, we could wear costumes with a theme! What do you say? Something pretty, right? You can bring Zero along.

I wonder. I should ask him, I mean, he's still pretty cute. And all along, the poor guy ( Read more... )

[This is the hardest she's laughed in a WHILE]

Yo, City, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma gonna let you finish, but this is the best curse of all time.

Of all time.

Shit, I'm not even affected, and is the most fun I've had messing with people. Smite me in the best way possible...

[ooc; GO WILD? She'll play along. Omg, she's actually ( Read more... )

It reeks to high Hell, worse than that place. And I think I just saw a dust ball of hair roll by in the street, earlier.

Yeah, so. Sorry, Eddie, Huey... I still owe you both a shot in the foot and a two-by-four with a nail in it to someone's head.

It was a stupid holiday, just invented to sell cards and merchandise.

...

You people are going to drive me up a fucking wall. Do you know how much stress you put me through? The things I could be doing other than worrying over any of you? Don't be like Nero and losing your limbs.

Tamaki, I told you I would live up to my words. See? He's still fairly young, likes to chew on fingers, so be careful. He's almost like ( Read more... )

You know, it shouldn't be as amusing, more like a bit cruel, but tying a bow on Luce's neck and watch him trying to get it off is too cute. When that stupid dog isn't hogging up my bed or knocking me down when I walk in, he's not too bad. Except he tried smothering me. It'd be nice if he was a normal size. And he seriously needs to stop trying to ( Read more... )