Are you kidding me.
Alright. Another boring complaining entry..
I saw this on some guy's Myspace, and I read it and was like "WTF? Fall Out Boy petition..KFC? WTF!?!"
Link
That's the original link I clicked. Okay, I'm all for animal rights and whatnot..I mean, dogs, cats..lions, and MAYBE cows deserve fair whatever. But chickens??? Let me quote some Scripture:
"And on the 8th day, God created chickens. Man was very pleased with God's latest creation." - Genesis 2:3A (NIV)
Apparently Man has been eating chickens since the beggining of time. So probably, somewhere around the 4,359,195th day, KFC came along. KFC decided that they would breed their own chickens, then slaughter them, then sell them to the masses. Slaughter sounds mean -- Kfc decided that they would breed their own chickens, then put them down, then sell them to the masses. Sounds good to me. I rather enjoy KFC, aside from the long waiting times that I sometimes encounter.
"Each year, more than 750 million chickens raised for KFC suffer from overcrowded conditions, crippling bone and joint problems resulting from top-heavy breeding, callous handling, inhumane slaughter techniques, and shortened life spans." -Got that from here
WOWSAH!!! That's an insane number of Chickens. So, KFC has 750,000,000 chickens? I'm jealous. What would happen if you added Chick-Fil-A, Wendys, McDonalds, Burger King, Bojangles, and countless other fast food places in the mix? Well I bet we'd have more than a billion chickens that are hurting??? Unless of course, those resturants are humane with their chickens. I bet Chick-Fil-A gives each chicken a spacious 2' by 2' cubicle to sit in before they die, and I bet McDonalds wouldn't breed chickens becuase they had big breastases*. My favorite part is "inhumane slaughter techniques" Ohhhhhhhhh, PETA, PETA, PETA..So now you're saying that there are HUMANE slaughter techniques???? I'm not all into the killing aspect of my food, as long as I have it I don't really want to know how it died..unless it was bird flu or something. Just get off of KFC's testes for a while. Apparently, what they're doing is working.
I just wanted to let you guys know that now..my opinion of Fall Out Boy has lessened. They went from "Kinda cool" to "Bunch of Man-Pansies" with instruments.
Whatever floats your boat.
*I'm going on the record. The best part of the chicken is the breast. Hands down. Love love love love love me some chicken breast. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I'm hungry.
I saw this on some guy's Myspace, and I read it and was like "WTF? Fall Out Boy petition..KFC? WTF!?!"
Link
That's the original link I clicked. Okay, I'm all for animal rights and whatnot..I mean, dogs, cats..lions, and MAYBE cows deserve fair whatever. But chickens??? Let me quote some Scripture:
"And on the 8th day, God created chickens. Man was very pleased with God's latest creation." - Genesis 2:3A (NIV)
Apparently Man has been eating chickens since the beggining of time. So probably, somewhere around the 4,359,195th day, KFC came along. KFC decided that they would breed their own chickens, then slaughter them, then sell them to the masses. Slaughter sounds mean -- Kfc decided that they would breed their own chickens, then put them down, then sell them to the masses. Sounds good to me. I rather enjoy KFC, aside from the long waiting times that I sometimes encounter.
"Each year, more than 750 million chickens raised for KFC suffer from overcrowded conditions, crippling bone and joint problems resulting from top-heavy breeding, callous handling, inhumane slaughter techniques, and shortened life spans." -Got that from here
WOWSAH!!! That's an insane number of Chickens. So, KFC has 750,000,000 chickens? I'm jealous. What would happen if you added Chick-Fil-A, Wendys, McDonalds, Burger King, Bojangles, and countless other fast food places in the mix? Well I bet we'd have more than a billion chickens that are hurting??? Unless of course, those resturants are humane with their chickens. I bet Chick-Fil-A gives each chicken a spacious 2' by 2' cubicle to sit in before they die, and I bet McDonalds wouldn't breed chickens becuase they had big breastases*. My favorite part is "inhumane slaughter techniques" Ohhhhhhhhh, PETA, PETA, PETA..So now you're saying that there are HUMANE slaughter techniques???? I'm not all into the killing aspect of my food, as long as I have it I don't really want to know how it died..unless it was bird flu or something. Just get off of KFC's testes for a while. Apparently, what they're doing is working.
I just wanted to let you guys know that now..my opinion of Fall Out Boy has lessened. They went from "Kinda cool" to "Bunch of Man-Pansies" with instruments.
Whatever floats your boat.
*I'm going on the record. The best part of the chicken is the breast. Hands down. Love love love love love me some chicken breast. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I'm hungry.