I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE SAMPALA FIC. DON'T PRETEND YOU WEREN'T PONDERING IT IN TREE'S REACTION POST. :P
Wee!fierce!cub!Sam is PRETTY DAMN ADORABLE, gotta say. War should take him home and adopt him and pet him! YES. :D
War is clearly a good influence! Or, uh, something. Y'know, actually, War said exactly the right things to make Sam assess himself and come to what is probably a pretty healthy decision to take a step back from hunting. I am now choosing to believe War actually really does like Sam, and chose to say what he did because he knew being more conventional about his intervention ("Sam, you have a problem.") would have gotten him nowhere. So he was an asshole instead, because he knew it'd work, and really he has Sam's best interests at heart.
Ahaha, now I am picturing a world where the horsemen of the apocalypse all really like Sam, and every now and then one or another of them stages an incident that the Winchesters would come and try to deal with, just so they can lure Sam there to give him a pep talk. And Sam never notices, b/c they all use a lot of reverse psychology, but they just keep nudging him in the right direction so that he can get better again. They probably meet up and have chats about how he was doing the last time they saw him.
...IDK why the four horsemen of the apocalypse would be so interested in Sam, but pfft, I don't need logic.
OMG, NO, WAIT, I DO. OBVS IS IT B/C SAM IS THE ANTICHRIST. And the horsemen all want to NURTURE their wee baby antichrist, because the poor little schmoo has been having such a hard time recently. :( *pets*
All the higher ups are fond of Sam because Sam let Lucifer free! Ruby said he'd be rewarded. Lucifer wants to take Sam out for ice cream and is very put out when Sam yells and tries to exorcise him instead.
Sampala is about the only smushed pairing name I can stand. LOLOL. Poss. because it is inherently capslocked in my head, and capslock is like a mystery spot - WHERE THE LAWS OF FANDOM PHYSICS HAVE NO ~MEANING~.
Plus, the Horsemen can see inside Sam's head, right, and they enjoy perving on all the incestuous thoughts he has about Dean. It probably reminds them of themselves at a younger age! Aw, wee Horsemen of the Apocalypse incest!
Wee!fierce!cub!Sam is PRETTY DAMN ADORABLE, gotta say. War should take him home and adopt him and pet him!
YES. :D
War is clearly a good influence! Or, uh, something.
Y'know, actually, War said exactly the right things to make Sam assess himself and come to what is probably a pretty healthy decision to take a step back from hunting. I am now choosing to believe War actually really does like Sam, and chose to say what he did because he knew being more conventional about his intervention ("Sam, you have a problem.") would have gotten him nowhere. So he was an asshole instead, because he knew it'd work, and really he has Sam's best interests at heart.
Ahaha, now I am picturing a world where the horsemen of the apocalypse all really like Sam, and every now and then one or another of them stages an incident that the Winchesters would come and try to deal with, just so they can lure Sam there to give him a pep talk. And Sam never notices, b/c they all use a lot of reverse psychology, but they just keep nudging him in the right direction so that he can get better again. They probably meet up and have chats about how he was doing the last time they saw him.
...IDK why the four horsemen of the apocalypse would be so interested in Sam, but pfft, I don't need logic.
OMG, NO, WAIT, I DO. OBVS IS IT B/C SAM IS THE ANTICHRIST. And the horsemen all want to NURTURE their wee baby antichrist, because the poor little schmoo has been having such a hard time recently. :( *pets*
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Sampala is about the only smushed pairing name I can stand. LOLOL. Poss. because it is inherently capslocked in my head, and capslock is like a mystery spot - WHERE THE LAWS OF FANDOM PHYSICS HAVE NO ~MEANING~.
Plus, the Horsemen can see inside Sam's head, right, and they enjoy perving on all the incestuous thoughts he has about Dean. It probably reminds them of themselves at a younger age! Aw, wee Horsemen of the Apocalypse incest!
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CAPSLOCK MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY. IT IS TRUE. \O/
...DAMN YOU, I NOW WANT HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE 'CEST.
Who wouldn't enjoy perving on the inside of San's head? :D
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