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[torndownsoldier]

[ The first thing that comes through on the video is the unhappy set of someone’s mouth mid-scowl. Then it’s angry green eyes and the entire face of one very pissed off Dean Winchester. ] All right, I get it. I’m pretty sure this film isn’t out until next year, y’get me, and I ain’t Daniel Craig. So the whole cowboys, funny space watch thing is

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Voice;

[leadbonkura]

There will be no crazy talk on my wagon train, pardner. Or whatever. [Bluh bluh pulp westerns are hard and also things she didn't read.]

ANYWAY! YOU are on the Oregon Trail! WE are going to Oregon! And I'm in the middle on an investigation, which is getting really hard when people keep coming and going as they please!

Voice;

[torndownsoldier]

[ Long pause. ] I been hit on the head and dumped in the arcade again? C'mon, I've seen Tron, this crap only happens in the movies.

Voice;

[leadbonkura]

If this was a movie, it would be a pretty bad movie, seeing as there were zombies and all. And there wasn't even a shopping mall or anything! I mean, what the hell, right?

Voice;

[torndownsoldier]

Hey, some zombie movies are quality. 'Course all the earlier ones before they got more about blondes screamin'.

Voice;

[leadbonkura]

Pfffffffffff, no they aren't. It's always a bunch of really dumb people holed up in some building and then one of them acts like a jerk and everyone else dies and it's supposed to be a metaphor or whatever and no one cares because they came for zombies. Duh.