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[ The first thing that comes through on the video is the unhappy set of someone’s mouth mid-scowl. Then it’s angry green eyes and the entire face of one very pissed off Dean Winchester. ] All right, I get it. I’m pretty sure this film isn’t out until next year, y’get me, and I ain’t Daniel Craig. So the whole cowboys, funny space watch thing is

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[ He looks about as happy about everything as she felt coming in. ]

That's the thing - none of us really know what we're doing here. We know it's big suck-factor having, and major with the uncool, and uncomfortable stuffy clothes with more skirts than a Vegas showgirl's closet, but... Answers? Not really big beyond that.

[ Pause, nose-wrinkle. ] And there were zombies once.

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I like my showgirls with less skirt, more tassel.

[ He's not used to the whole video calling thing, it's only Sam he ever really contacts, so his frown's getting more pronounced. ] This a film set? Cowboys versus Zombies? Naked chick's aren't good if they're rottin'.

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Then you are in the way wrong time period and universe, let me tell you.

[ ... Buffy's just going to burst out laughing. ] Cute, but... No. This is real. Eating salted beef and hard tack and occasionally a freshly shot rabbit barely cooked for dinner real. Nobody's naked. There's no nakedness. In fact, we have too much in the way of the anti-naked and clothing. And I'm talking actual material, not so much with the outfits.

[ Witness her girly life as she pouts slighty and ... isn't really talking to him for a second. ] There are no malls. Anywhere. Ever.

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Is Bear Grylls doin' commentary on this crap?

[ Damnit Cas, this would have gone so much better if you'd actually taking him home like you were meant to. But wait - . ] You don't sound like you're a regular of Ol' Smokey's there, darlin',

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Wha -- ?[ Buffy has to think a minute before she ... remembers who that is. ] Oh! No, there's no commentary on what is actually happening in real time. Zip and zilch in the this being filmed department.

[ Sorry, Deano. 8( This is a hard knock life. ] Nope. I'm a regular of ... California. In the way-not-now future.

[ And now, despite the fact that it's stupidly itchy in her dress, and this place is stupid, and ... stupidness ensues all the time... She'll give him a friendly, peppy smile. ]

I'm Buffy. I'd get to welcome-wagon rolling but I'm already normal-wagon rolling and I'm pretty sure you don't want to be here, either so... Kinda pointless.

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[ Peppyness to Dean Winchester is always kind of like having a hangover and then someone slamming on the lights. He generally dislikes the whole thing. Sam does it too often for his own liking. ]

Colour me all shades of confused, and then just pin it up on the board there.

[ Wagons. He saw them earlier. ] What's a future California girl doin' here? [ Almost hopefully. ] Angels?