So I bought a rhyming dictionary yesterday...

[theorangemonkey]

(so you'll excuse me as I get this out of my system)

three cheers for the profiteers
as they tear up the biosphere
but don't use language too severe
if you decide you need to jeer

your concerns will have to take the rear
just shut them up with your darkest fears
because the future is almost here
(I heard it will arrive next year)

I tell you that I am sincere
all our problems, they have disappeared
or at least they've had a thin veneer
covering them, looking austere

so please lend me at least one ear
as we journey to a new frontier
but I will not shed a tear
for those who feel that they must sneer

I've finally reached my nadir
time to switch to a different gear
but this is all you'll volunteer:
"don't give up your old career"