MASTER POST
THIS IS A MASTER POST
Everything is listed with the newest first, aside from verses, which are in chronological order. It's probably not 100% accurate either, but hey, I try. ( Tags & AO3 work too, if that's easier.)
GENERAL KLAINE
Swing Into Flight ( Part 2) At first, Blaine thinks it’s crazy to play three shows in Ohio. Sure, it’s his home state, but are Cincinnati, Columbus, and Cleveland all really necessary? It doesn’t matter, because in the end, Ohio is where Blaine spots him. The elusive boy who manages to avoid him almost entirely despite coming to all three concerts. (NC-17, 19,070 words)
Shatter The Walls For A New Sun AU in which Blaine was raised by highly religious parents and escapes to NYC with Quinn, moving in next door to Rachel and Kurt. (Alternately: Bible!Blaine meets NYC!Kurt. Shit happens.) Based off a plotbunny due to Blaine's outfit in 'Call Me Maybe' from 4x01. (NC-17, 54,100 words)
The More You Give When Blaine Anderson gets a fresh start at McKinley High in 1997 thanks to his best friend Rachel Berry, her parents, Emma Pillsbury, and the group of misfits that would become the New Directions, the last thing he expects to gain from playing it straight and dating Quinn Fabray is a daughter at the age of sixteen. Fast forward to present day, where Blaine is raising Sugar as a single dad in the same sleepy town of Lima he grew up in. When Sugar is recruited at the beginning of her sophomore year by Will Schuester to join New Directions and falls deeply in love at first sight with one of the co-captains, Blaine isn’t sure what to think, especially since Kurt Hummel is quite out of her league, being three and a half years older and, well, gay. Little did he realize how much Kurt would end up turning Blaine’s own life upside down in the year ahead - a story of Blaine’s struggles to find his true self as his daughter grows up herself and his personal journey to realize age is just a number. Written for the Blaine Big Bang at beyond_dapper. (NC-17, 54,000 words)
Drifting Over Me Massages & sex for tray_lord's birthday, no plot whatsoever. (NC-17, 2,101 words)
Under The Open Sky When Kurt & Blaine’s honeymoon plans go awry, Kurt’s coworkers come to the rescue and send them on a trip of a lifetime. (NC-17, 3,715 words)
Unusually Hard To Hold Onto Pointless fluff of Blaine and Kurt sending adorable things to each other in the mail after Kurt heads off to New York in the fall, which we all could use a little bit of now and then, right? Based around a tumblr giveaway I did in which I actually traveled to Lima, OH to mail fic to people. (PG, 1,730 words)
Emotions in Limine As one of the founding partners at The Firm of Hummel, Lopez, and Smythe, Kurt is far too busy to worry about a personal life - on top of the stress of trying to make a name for himself as one of the most promising young attorneys in the Midwest, he’s got to keep a handle on his own office politics, which consist of Santana hooking up with their receptionist and Sebastian trying to get into his pants. When they hire a few new paralegals to help with their impending caseload, the last thing Kurt expects is to fall in love with one Blaine Anderson - and especially not on the eve of his thirtieth birthday. Can their secret office romance survive when their coworkers are quite possibly the nosiest group of people in the whole state of Illinois? For gleebigbang (NC-17, 30,367 words)
Own The Night Kurt & Blaine might spend Fourth of July 2011 and 2012 in the same exact place, but that doesn't mean they're in the same exact place. (PG-13, 1,500 words)
Set Your Soul On Fire Kurt Hummel never intended on becoming a lounge singer alongside his two best friends after college, but that's the hand he was dealt, and he’s pretty happy working for the swanky Las Vegas casino he, Mercedes, and Rachel call home. When a new pianist enters their mix, he’s not expecting to find love, but things always have a way of working out how he least expects. For kbl_reversebang 2012 (PG-13, 7,600 words)
Running From Yourself Post 3.17 Burt/Kurt talk before and after a performance. (PG, 1,331 words)
Fears & Tears For You To See Post 3.17 Blaine/Mike friendship reaction fic. (PG, 1,000 words)
Boys of Summer AU where Kurt and Blaine are childhood friends because each summer, their families stay in neighboring lake cabins. The summer the boys are sixteen, the Andersons don't show, but the next year when Kurt and Blaine see each other, they've grown up quite a bit. They quickly discover they might be a little bit in love with one another. Good thing they have a long summer ahead of them and plenty of firsts to figure out together. (NC-17, 24,006 words)
Even The Best Sometimes Forget Kurt and Blaine almost forget their anniversary. Almost. Written for Klaine week on tumblr. (PG, 1,121 words)
Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment The rumor-filled, totally false account of how I ruined my flawless reputation. When a false rumor spreads around Dalton and Crawford about Blaine losing his virginity to a guy from Westerville Community College, Blaine Anderson tries to let it roll off his back, but when his friends start coming to him for popularity makeovers and Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton, he gets a bit in over his head. For gleeatthemovies (S2 AU, Easy A inspired, Blaine-centric) (R, 21,500 words)
What's Up Is Down Kurt & Blaine have been best friends for the past two and a half years when Blaine's 18th birthday comes around. Even though Kurt's straight, he offers to take Blaine to Scandals for his birthday - and maybe realizes he's not quite so straight after all (Filled for this prompt on the GKM - read the prompt if you're not sure, it's quite detailed and I tried to tick off all of the boxes :)) (NC-17, 7,916 words)
Here's What I'm Here For Five years after graduation, Rachel and Kurt run into a billboard with Blaine's face on it in Times Square. They sneak in to watch him rehearse (because, hey, it's not the first time they've broken into Gershwin) hoping to rekindle the friendship they once had, and for Kurt, maybe a little more. (In three parts, NC-17, 10,941 words)
We Sat Here Together Just To Pass The Time & You Said How The Coffee Tasted So Fine "Okay, here goes," Blaine replied, raising his coffee cup in mock toast. "The story of how Blaine Anderson's coffee addiction was born. It's kind of long," he warned, and Kurt just smiled and laughed and Blaine might love coffee, but there was no doubt he loved Kurt more. For the beyond_dapper Hiatus Mini Exchange. (PG, 2,270 words)
Item Number Five During a makeout session, it comes to Kurt’s attention that his boyfriend might be a bit more well-endowed than he previously though. (NC-17, 1,588 words) (also has a 2,800+ sequel posted on my tumblr)
Life Is Subject To Change Without Notice Kurt likes Blaine. Burt loves his son. Therefore, Burt takes it upon himself to learn to like Blaine (by suggesting the pair hang out at the Hudson-Hummel residence more often). (PG-13, 3,200 words)
Take Comfort In Chaos Kurt tasted like rainwater and watermelon and lemonade and Blaine's whole summer would be remembered based on this, not working at theme parks in the heat of summer singing with stupid girls like the previous six weeks had been, just this moment, standing in the rain, kissing Kurt like his life depended on it. (NC-17, 3,853 words)
Crisis Is A Right Of Passage Blaine hadn’t meant to spend every moment he could at Kurt’s house when they started dating - it just kind of happened. His house was just so lonely to him. Not because of anything that was done to him, definitely not. He just was the only one in it most of the time. In reality, that should be every teenager’s fantasy, right? Parents away on business all the time, an empty house all alone to do whatever they pleased? (NC-17, 3,953 words)
For The Love Of McQueen & Fabulous Hats Blaine wakes up early to watch the royal wedding via phone with Kurt, which leads to a discussion of fabulous hats and and other things that turn them on. (PG-13, 1,610 words)
Alright Fic for naderegen's most wonderful amazing art here. Boys alone in Kurt's room at night, frottage and hand jobs. (NC-17, 1,100 words)
stepping stones: one, two, three The beginnings of Kurt & Blaine’s sexual relationship. (NC-17, 4,800 words)
Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop A series of coffee shop scenes throughout Kurt & Blaine’s relationship and Kurt, Blaine, Rachel, & Mercedes’ friendship. (AU, PG-13, 5,429 words)
Remember What You Told Me Kurt & Blaine never dated in high school, but remained friends. Ten years later, Kurt’s waking up in Vegas daily while Blaine is in New York, and neither has acted on their love for each other. Until now. (Future!Fic/AU, R, 6,122 words)
Gaga/Dalton Carl Howell shows up at Dalton with his magic laughing gas, David’s iPod plays Gaga nonstop, and Kurt pops up inappropriately in David, Wes, & Blaine’s fantasies. (AU, R, 2,875 words)
∙ CONSONANCE AND DISSONANCE
AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt's crushing his sophomore and junior years.
Masterpost (NC-17, 73,537 words)
Willing To Take The Risk Kurt had plans to leave Ohio for New York City since his seventh birthday. Then, his father had a second heart attack Kurt's senior year, and that was out of the question - at least for the time being. There were days he sat in his immaculately-decorated-bedroom-with-large-walk-in-closet in the small house he rented with Finn screaming in frustration. Because no matter how you looked at it, Columbus was not NYC. He'd trade the spacious accommodations in Columbus for a four hundred and fifty square foot apartment most days. New York didn't have Finn or his stupid girlfriends or his stupid dog or stupid football Sundays. There was one thing OSU had that New York didn't, however: Professor Blaine Anderson (NC-17, 10,765 words)
Not Quite Halfway through Kurt’s report of the numerous times Finn attempted to burn down the kitchen, something occurred to him. He could fall in love with this boy, Blaine thought. He would if Kurt would let him. Not quite now. Not when he was an emotional wreck, that wouldn’t be fair to anyone, but - soon. (NC-17, 6,284 words)
Expressive Qualities (Part 2) They laid in silence for what seemed like forever, listening to each other breathe, when Blaine whispered in Kurt's hair, "God, I love you." Kurt froze. His first thought was to respond no you don't, but he caught himself before he stuck his foot in his mouth. This whole time Kurt's mantra had been you cannot fall in love with Blaine Anderson (not that it had really worked, if he was being honest). Kurt had thought it through and he couldn't let himself fall in love because he was headed to New York City next August and Blaine most definitely was not. (NC-17, 12,837 words)
Neon Lights and Waiting Papers Who says spring break in the cold of Canada can’t be fun? It is when you barely leave your hotel room. (To Blaine’s dismay, Kurt makes him leave more than he’d like.) (NC-17, 8,686 words)
Interlude After the most hellacious day to the most hellacious week (okay, Blaine might be exaggerating just a tad), Blaine wants nothing more than to go home, take a nice, warm bath, and do nothing. Preferably with Kurt, but he knows Kurt already has plans. (NC-17, 2,418 words)
Home Again & Feeling Right Kurt's back in Lima for the summer and Blaine spends a weekend in July there with him, meeting his family and friends - among other things. (NC-17, 10,385 words)
Take A Breath & Listen Kurt just wants to fly through his senior year with New York on the horizon, but Blaine makes sure he does plenty of living in the present. (NC-17, 7,358 words)
Functional Harmony Kurt had no doubt New York would be fantastic, but there would always be a tiny part of him who would miss Ohio and all that had transpired there. (NC-17, 9,574 words)
Epilogue Kurt and Blaine have been dating for three years, and they each have a question for the other. (PG, 2,610 words)
Part of That Kurt invites his and Blaine’s families to their home in Brooklyn a few weeks after their wedding, and he might not have thought everything through. (NC-17, 4,630 words)
Specacles 10 years after the current 'verse - Blaine tries to convince Kurt he isn't old and his new glasses are not really something he should be worried about. (NC-17, 2,656 words)
∙ 80'S VERSE
AU set in the 1980s. Dalton doesn’t exist, Blaine transfers to McKinley, and Rachel and Kurt help him figure out who he really is, complete with a cheestastic soundtrack. A season two rewrite with all that in mind.
children, behave (that's what they say when we're together) part 1 // part 2 (PG-13, 15,122 words, Blaine's POV)
watch how you play (they don't understand) part 1 // part 2 (PG-13, 14,192 words, Kurt's POV)
trying to get away It’s 1989 and Dalton doesn’t exist. Kurt and Blaine are the resident gay couple at McKinley and trying to pave a road out of Lima their senior year of high school. A series of vignettes set during the second half of Kurt and Blaine’s senior year. Written for klainebigbang (R, 15,255 words)
∙ RPF
The One Where Darren Pretends To Be A Cheerio ... and sends Chris videos. (PG-13, 2,606 words)
It's Three AM & I Must Be Lonely Chris wasn’t kidding about being the one most called at three am. It’s three-forty-four on a Saturday when his phone buzzes with a text from Darren. are u awake He wasn’t, but he is now. He yanks his Blackberry from the charger on his nightstand and presses the correct sequence of buttons to dial Darren’s number. “Hey, man,” Darren answers, happy and carefree, and he’s totally shitfaced, Chris can tell. (NC-17, 2,407 words)
Mad, Mad World Superheros and sex. Based on a quote from this photoshoot. (NC-17, 1.885 words) Chris wasn’t entirely sure he’d make it, because getting out of the Naperville signing was a bitch, and there was press and traffic.
Game, Set, Match Darren feels his phone vibrate in his back pocket while he's in the kitchen grabbing more beers for himself and Joey. He pulls it out to find a text from Chris. Hey, stalker - next time you do a photoshoot wet and shirtless, you should be generous with the extras. I'm just saying. (NC-17, 2,624 words)
If Democracy Collapses Tomorrow, It's All Darren's Fault "I can't believe you've never voted before!" Darren bounces in his seat as he heads towards the library. They'd just finished a fifteen hour overnight shoot, and Chris should probably be more tired at six-fifty am, but he's not. Which is why he got talked into voting and breakfast before returning home. When Darren first asked, he almost wished he had carpooled with Ashley, but Darren's so damn excited about it. (NC-17, 5,025 words)
Put Your Hands All Over Me Direct sequel to If Democracy Collapses Tomorrow, It's All Darren's Fault. Chris truly intends to let Darren turn on some bad TV while they wait the thirty-to-forty-five minutes for their food, but it doesn't work out that way. Instead, Darren is on top of Chris as they lay on the couch, solid and warm above him, pressing Chris slightly into the cushions on his overstuffed couch. (NC-17, 4,114 words)
∙ 1SM FILLS
Drabbles & Fills - September 2011 (R, ~3,500 words)
Not So Cold, Not So Grey (R, ~1,000 words)
Take Your Time (R, 4,275 words)
∙ EPISODE SPECIFIC (aka jossed.to.hell)
I'll Set You Free Kurt's tired of chasing Blaine around, so he gives up and lets Blaine chase him for once. (PG-13, 3,351 words, pre-Silly Love Songs)
Equilibrium Blaine loves Kurt. Blaine knows Kurt loves him. Blaine is a klutz and makes a general fool out of himself. (PG-13, 5,340, post-A Very Glee Christmas)
Project Matchmaker It’s Rachel’s 16th birthday and she’s the one giving presents. Underage drinking & seducing through Madonna songs. (PG-13/R, 4,375/1,286 words, December Hiatus!Fic)
Little White Lies & Very Bad Spies Missing scenes from AVGC, Blaine turns to Pavarotti for comfort. (PG-13, 3,740, post-A Very Glee Christmas)
The Storm Before The Calm Blaine is being a gentleman and only wants to be Kurt’s friend. Kurt is pissed, and unknowingly starts to date one of Blaine’s ex-crushes. (R, 6,570, post-Special Education)
Love Will See Me Through Kurt and Blaine become a couple. Five first moments from five different points of view. (PG-13, 4,516 words, post-Furt)
Be Careful What You Wish For ND and the Warblers have a bet on who can get Kurt and Blaine together first. (PG, 6,169 words, post-Never Been Kissed)
( I also sometimes make shiny graphics ) (and sometimes I only fill tiny drabbles on tumblr that don't make their way here) (last updated december 31, 2012)
Everything is listed with the newest first, aside from verses, which are in chronological order. It's probably not 100% accurate either, but hey, I try. ( Tags & AO3 work too, if that's easier.)
GENERAL KLAINE
Swing Into Flight ( Part 2) At first, Blaine thinks it’s crazy to play three shows in Ohio. Sure, it’s his home state, but are Cincinnati, Columbus, and Cleveland all really necessary? It doesn’t matter, because in the end, Ohio is where Blaine spots him. The elusive boy who manages to avoid him almost entirely despite coming to all three concerts. (NC-17, 19,070 words)
Shatter The Walls For A New Sun AU in which Blaine was raised by highly religious parents and escapes to NYC with Quinn, moving in next door to Rachel and Kurt. (Alternately: Bible!Blaine meets NYC!Kurt. Shit happens.) Based off a plotbunny due to Blaine's outfit in 'Call Me Maybe' from 4x01. (NC-17, 54,100 words)
The More You Give When Blaine Anderson gets a fresh start at McKinley High in 1997 thanks to his best friend Rachel Berry, her parents, Emma Pillsbury, and the group of misfits that would become the New Directions, the last thing he expects to gain from playing it straight and dating Quinn Fabray is a daughter at the age of sixteen. Fast forward to present day, where Blaine is raising Sugar as a single dad in the same sleepy town of Lima he grew up in. When Sugar is recruited at the beginning of her sophomore year by Will Schuester to join New Directions and falls deeply in love at first sight with one of the co-captains, Blaine isn’t sure what to think, especially since Kurt Hummel is quite out of her league, being three and a half years older and, well, gay. Little did he realize how much Kurt would end up turning Blaine’s own life upside down in the year ahead - a story of Blaine’s struggles to find his true self as his daughter grows up herself and his personal journey to realize age is just a number. Written for the Blaine Big Bang at beyond_dapper. (NC-17, 54,000 words)
Drifting Over Me Massages & sex for tray_lord's birthday, no plot whatsoever. (NC-17, 2,101 words)
Under The Open Sky When Kurt & Blaine’s honeymoon plans go awry, Kurt’s coworkers come to the rescue and send them on a trip of a lifetime. (NC-17, 3,715 words)
Unusually Hard To Hold Onto Pointless fluff of Blaine and Kurt sending adorable things to each other in the mail after Kurt heads off to New York in the fall, which we all could use a little bit of now and then, right? Based around a tumblr giveaway I did in which I actually traveled to Lima, OH to mail fic to people. (PG, 1,730 words)
Emotions in Limine As one of the founding partners at The Firm of Hummel, Lopez, and Smythe, Kurt is far too busy to worry about a personal life - on top of the stress of trying to make a name for himself as one of the most promising young attorneys in the Midwest, he’s got to keep a handle on his own office politics, which consist of Santana hooking up with their receptionist and Sebastian trying to get into his pants. When they hire a few new paralegals to help with their impending caseload, the last thing Kurt expects is to fall in love with one Blaine Anderson - and especially not on the eve of his thirtieth birthday. Can their secret office romance survive when their coworkers are quite possibly the nosiest group of people in the whole state of Illinois? For gleebigbang (NC-17, 30,367 words)
Own The Night Kurt & Blaine might spend Fourth of July 2011 and 2012 in the same exact place, but that doesn't mean they're in the same exact place. (PG-13, 1,500 words)
Set Your Soul On Fire Kurt Hummel never intended on becoming a lounge singer alongside his two best friends after college, but that's the hand he was dealt, and he’s pretty happy working for the swanky Las Vegas casino he, Mercedes, and Rachel call home. When a new pianist enters their mix, he’s not expecting to find love, but things always have a way of working out how he least expects. For kbl_reversebang 2012 (PG-13, 7,600 words)
Running From Yourself Post 3.17 Burt/Kurt talk before and after a performance. (PG, 1,331 words)
Fears & Tears For You To See Post 3.17 Blaine/Mike friendship reaction fic. (PG, 1,000 words)
Boys of Summer AU where Kurt and Blaine are childhood friends because each summer, their families stay in neighboring lake cabins. The summer the boys are sixteen, the Andersons don't show, but the next year when Kurt and Blaine see each other, they've grown up quite a bit. They quickly discover they might be a little bit in love with one another. Good thing they have a long summer ahead of them and plenty of firsts to figure out together. (NC-17, 24,006 words)
Even The Best Sometimes Forget Kurt and Blaine almost forget their anniversary. Almost. Written for Klaine week on tumblr. (PG, 1,121 words)
Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment The rumor-filled, totally false account of how I ruined my flawless reputation. When a false rumor spreads around Dalton and Crawford about Blaine losing his virginity to a guy from Westerville Community College, Blaine Anderson tries to let it roll off his back, but when his friends start coming to him for popularity makeovers and Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton, he gets a bit in over his head. For gleeatthemovies (S2 AU, Easy A inspired, Blaine-centric) (R, 21,500 words)
What's Up Is Down Kurt & Blaine have been best friends for the past two and a half years when Blaine's 18th birthday comes around. Even though Kurt's straight, he offers to take Blaine to Scandals for his birthday - and maybe realizes he's not quite so straight after all (Filled for this prompt on the GKM - read the prompt if you're not sure, it's quite detailed and I tried to tick off all of the boxes :)) (NC-17, 7,916 words)
Here's What I'm Here For Five years after graduation, Rachel and Kurt run into a billboard with Blaine's face on it in Times Square. They sneak in to watch him rehearse (because, hey, it's not the first time they've broken into Gershwin) hoping to rekindle the friendship they once had, and for Kurt, maybe a little more. (In three parts, NC-17, 10,941 words)
We Sat Here Together Just To Pass The Time & You Said How The Coffee Tasted So Fine "Okay, here goes," Blaine replied, raising his coffee cup in mock toast. "The story of how Blaine Anderson's coffee addiction was born. It's kind of long," he warned, and Kurt just smiled and laughed and Blaine might love coffee, but there was no doubt he loved Kurt more. For the beyond_dapper Hiatus Mini Exchange. (PG, 2,270 words)
Item Number Five During a makeout session, it comes to Kurt’s attention that his boyfriend might be a bit more well-endowed than he previously though. (NC-17, 1,588 words) (also has a 2,800+ sequel posted on my tumblr)
Life Is Subject To Change Without Notice Kurt likes Blaine. Burt loves his son. Therefore, Burt takes it upon himself to learn to like Blaine (by suggesting the pair hang out at the Hudson-Hummel residence more often). (PG-13, 3,200 words)
Take Comfort In Chaos Kurt tasted like rainwater and watermelon and lemonade and Blaine's whole summer would be remembered based on this, not working at theme parks in the heat of summer singing with stupid girls like the previous six weeks had been, just this moment, standing in the rain, kissing Kurt like his life depended on it. (NC-17, 3,853 words)
Crisis Is A Right Of Passage Blaine hadn’t meant to spend every moment he could at Kurt’s house when they started dating - it just kind of happened. His house was just so lonely to him. Not because of anything that was done to him, definitely not. He just was the only one in it most of the time. In reality, that should be every teenager’s fantasy, right? Parents away on business all the time, an empty house all alone to do whatever they pleased? (NC-17, 3,953 words)
For The Love Of McQueen & Fabulous Hats Blaine wakes up early to watch the royal wedding via phone with Kurt, which leads to a discussion of fabulous hats and and other things that turn them on. (PG-13, 1,610 words)
Alright Fic for naderegen's most wonderful amazing art here. Boys alone in Kurt's room at night, frottage and hand jobs. (NC-17, 1,100 words)
stepping stones: one, two, three The beginnings of Kurt & Blaine’s sexual relationship. (NC-17, 4,800 words)
Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop A series of coffee shop scenes throughout Kurt & Blaine’s relationship and Kurt, Blaine, Rachel, & Mercedes’ friendship. (AU, PG-13, 5,429 words)
Remember What You Told Me Kurt & Blaine never dated in high school, but remained friends. Ten years later, Kurt’s waking up in Vegas daily while Blaine is in New York, and neither has acted on their love for each other. Until now. (Future!Fic/AU, R, 6,122 words)
Gaga/Dalton Carl Howell shows up at Dalton with his magic laughing gas, David’s iPod plays Gaga nonstop, and Kurt pops up inappropriately in David, Wes, & Blaine’s fantasies. (AU, R, 2,875 words)
∙ CONSONANCE AND DISSONANCE
AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt's crushing his sophomore and junior years.
Masterpost (NC-17, 73,537 words)
Willing To Take The Risk Kurt had plans to leave Ohio for New York City since his seventh birthday. Then, his father had a second heart attack Kurt's senior year, and that was out of the question - at least for the time being. There were days he sat in his immaculately-decorated-bedroom-with-large-walk-in-closet in the small house he rented with Finn screaming in frustration. Because no matter how you looked at it, Columbus was not NYC. He'd trade the spacious accommodations in Columbus for a four hundred and fifty square foot apartment most days. New York didn't have Finn or his stupid girlfriends or his stupid dog or stupid football Sundays. There was one thing OSU had that New York didn't, however: Professor Blaine Anderson (NC-17, 10,765 words)
Not Quite Halfway through Kurt’s report of the numerous times Finn attempted to burn down the kitchen, something occurred to him. He could fall in love with this boy, Blaine thought. He would if Kurt would let him. Not quite now. Not when he was an emotional wreck, that wouldn’t be fair to anyone, but - soon. (NC-17, 6,284 words)
Expressive Qualities (Part 2) They laid in silence for what seemed like forever, listening to each other breathe, when Blaine whispered in Kurt's hair, "God, I love you." Kurt froze. His first thought was to respond no you don't, but he caught himself before he stuck his foot in his mouth. This whole time Kurt's mantra had been you cannot fall in love with Blaine Anderson (not that it had really worked, if he was being honest). Kurt had thought it through and he couldn't let himself fall in love because he was headed to New York City next August and Blaine most definitely was not. (NC-17, 12,837 words)
Neon Lights and Waiting Papers Who says spring break in the cold of Canada can’t be fun? It is when you barely leave your hotel room. (To Blaine’s dismay, Kurt makes him leave more than he’d like.) (NC-17, 8,686 words)
Interlude After the most hellacious day to the most hellacious week (okay, Blaine might be exaggerating just a tad), Blaine wants nothing more than to go home, take a nice, warm bath, and do nothing. Preferably with Kurt, but he knows Kurt already has plans. (NC-17, 2,418 words)
Home Again & Feeling Right Kurt's back in Lima for the summer and Blaine spends a weekend in July there with him, meeting his family and friends - among other things. (NC-17, 10,385 words)
Take A Breath & Listen Kurt just wants to fly through his senior year with New York on the horizon, but Blaine makes sure he does plenty of living in the present. (NC-17, 7,358 words)
Functional Harmony Kurt had no doubt New York would be fantastic, but there would always be a tiny part of him who would miss Ohio and all that had transpired there. (NC-17, 9,574 words)
Epilogue Kurt and Blaine have been dating for three years, and they each have a question for the other. (PG, 2,610 words)
Part of That Kurt invites his and Blaine’s families to their home in Brooklyn a few weeks after their wedding, and he might not have thought everything through. (NC-17, 4,630 words)
Specacles 10 years after the current 'verse - Blaine tries to convince Kurt he isn't old and his new glasses are not really something he should be worried about. (NC-17, 2,656 words)
∙ 80'S VERSE
AU set in the 1980s. Dalton doesn’t exist, Blaine transfers to McKinley, and Rachel and Kurt help him figure out who he really is, complete with a cheestastic soundtrack. A season two rewrite with all that in mind.
children, behave (that's what they say when we're together) part 1 // part 2 (PG-13, 15,122 words, Blaine's POV)
watch how you play (they don't understand) part 1 // part 2 (PG-13, 14,192 words, Kurt's POV)
trying to get away It’s 1989 and Dalton doesn’t exist. Kurt and Blaine are the resident gay couple at McKinley and trying to pave a road out of Lima their senior year of high school. A series of vignettes set during the second half of Kurt and Blaine’s senior year. Written for klainebigbang (R, 15,255 words)
∙ RPF
The One Where Darren Pretends To Be A Cheerio ... and sends Chris videos. (PG-13, 2,606 words)
It's Three AM & I Must Be Lonely Chris wasn’t kidding about being the one most called at three am. It’s three-forty-four on a Saturday when his phone buzzes with a text from Darren. are u awake He wasn’t, but he is now. He yanks his Blackberry from the charger on his nightstand and presses the correct sequence of buttons to dial Darren’s number. “Hey, man,” Darren answers, happy and carefree, and he’s totally shitfaced, Chris can tell. (NC-17, 2,407 words)
Mad, Mad World Superheros and sex. Based on a quote from this photoshoot. (NC-17, 1.885 words) Chris wasn’t entirely sure he’d make it, because getting out of the Naperville signing was a bitch, and there was press and traffic.
Game, Set, Match Darren feels his phone vibrate in his back pocket while he's in the kitchen grabbing more beers for himself and Joey. He pulls it out to find a text from Chris. Hey, stalker - next time you do a photoshoot wet and shirtless, you should be generous with the extras. I'm just saying. (NC-17, 2,624 words)
If Democracy Collapses Tomorrow, It's All Darren's Fault "I can't believe you've never voted before!" Darren bounces in his seat as he heads towards the library. They'd just finished a fifteen hour overnight shoot, and Chris should probably be more tired at six-fifty am, but he's not. Which is why he got talked into voting and breakfast before returning home. When Darren first asked, he almost wished he had carpooled with Ashley, but Darren's so damn excited about it. (NC-17, 5,025 words)
Put Your Hands All Over Me Direct sequel to If Democracy Collapses Tomorrow, It's All Darren's Fault. Chris truly intends to let Darren turn on some bad TV while they wait the thirty-to-forty-five minutes for their food, but it doesn't work out that way. Instead, Darren is on top of Chris as they lay on the couch, solid and warm above him, pressing Chris slightly into the cushions on his overstuffed couch. (NC-17, 4,114 words)
∙ 1SM FILLS
Drabbles & Fills - September 2011 (R, ~3,500 words)
Not So Cold, Not So Grey (R, ~1,000 words)
Take Your Time (R, 4,275 words)
∙ EPISODE SPECIFIC (aka jossed.to.hell)
I'll Set You Free Kurt's tired of chasing Blaine around, so he gives up and lets Blaine chase him for once. (PG-13, 3,351 words, pre-Silly Love Songs)
Equilibrium Blaine loves Kurt. Blaine knows Kurt loves him. Blaine is a klutz and makes a general fool out of himself. (PG-13, 5,340, post-A Very Glee Christmas)
Project Matchmaker It’s Rachel’s 16th birthday and she’s the one giving presents. Underage drinking & seducing through Madonna songs. (PG-13/R, 4,375/1,286 words, December Hiatus!Fic)
Little White Lies & Very Bad Spies Missing scenes from AVGC, Blaine turns to Pavarotti for comfort. (PG-13, 3,740, post-A Very Glee Christmas)
The Storm Before The Calm Blaine is being a gentleman and only wants to be Kurt’s friend. Kurt is pissed, and unknowingly starts to date one of Blaine’s ex-crushes. (R, 6,570, post-Special Education)
Love Will See Me Through Kurt and Blaine become a couple. Five first moments from five different points of view. (PG-13, 4,516 words, post-Furt)
Be Careful What You Wish For ND and the Warblers have a bet on who can get Kurt and Blaine together first. (PG, 6,169 words, post-Never Been Kissed)
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