May 26, 2004 13:49
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cdwdirect
2004-03-22 10:04 (link)
You know, someday a girl is going to bust out the pepper-spray, and you're going to find our that you really can have too much pepper.
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"You know, you can never have too much _____________."
::hundreds of moles burrow out of the floor::
**SQUEEEEKITY SQUEEKER, SQUEEK SQUEEKEN!** ::points to you::
::CENSORED::
"Aaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!"
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PEPPER SPRAY... GENIOS!
theonewhoisme
2004-03-24 16:07 (link)
chad i must hand it to you again, you are a genios. I meen who else would think of somthing as brilliant as having pepper spray. I meen who ever figured out the whole pepper shaker idea is a genios but this... this makes genios appear like idiocy. A PEPPER SPRAY. i could even mix it with my water, I love pepper. Now all i need is a butter spray, salt spray, and cheese spray that way all the toppings i ever use i can just spray it on... wait i think all that exist already. Butter spray, i've seen it somewhere, salt spray, go to the ocean and but it in a bottle, cheese spray, well more like cheese cream thing but it works. I AM NOW THE ULTIMATE EATING MACHINE.
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