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[theonewhoisme]

famous metaphores and similies by Levi:

"woman are like fire"
>if you get to close to a fire you get burned<
>if you walk away from a fire, there is only coldness to great you<
>it is hot<
>it always wants more to burn<
>if your not carful it can become a wild fire<
>it is good for keeping company when alone<
>it provides warmth<
>if you watch it long enough your eyes burn<
>it hisses when you throw water on it<
>it needs someone to care for it<
>it can make me sweat<

"shaving is like mowing the lawn"
>if you don't do it, it gets wild<
>letting it get to long, will cause thing to live in it<
>it always grows back<
>after your done, you feel itchy<
>it looks nice after your done<
>you can pay someone else to do it<

anyone else have any interesting analagies... or anything to add.