Mar 13, 2007 00:04
a friend from high school came to visit. whenever ppl come to visit me, i get obsessed with reinventing myself so that the visitor doesn't realize how truly disgusting i am. unfortunately, while i was reinventing myself (ie, cutting my own hair in the shower) i forgot to wipe out the tub and inevitably highschool friend pulled back the 99 cent urban outfitters shower curtain to reveal enough hair to build -your- own- alpaca. so now i'm going to reinvent myself in a different time zone.
i'm trying to see how long i can wear the same jeans before someone comments. so far it's only been four days.