Thanks, averygoodun!

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You give us so much theodicy.

O Christmas Tree
from the Christmas Song Generator.

I'm really not going to admit to you how old I was when I realized that the Bee Gees sang like that because they wanted to. I thought they had no choice.

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Okay, it was like last year. SHUT UP.

Because those penguins aren't going to fly themselves to the tropics, people.

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I...I love them.

Penguins! Brighten your day with some truly extraordinary penguins. Hosted by Terry Jones, bless him.

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I'm all happy now.

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April Fool!