I have never seen the point of Coldplay. Ever.

Dear Anne Hathaway:

I know Jane Austen. Jane Austen is a friend of mine.

YOU, Miss Hathaway, are no Jane Austen.

Yr obt svt,
Theodicy

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An ankle injury? Hell, if I were Beckham, I'd make sure to fall on my head. Hard. From a long, long way up.

Oh dear, oh dear. Can we all just ignore the Beckhams? Otherwise it will only encourage them. They'll stamp their brand on everything this side of the Atlantic that their grubby paws can reach.

On the count of three, everybody take a big step backward.

Potter fans, make that five.

Okay.

Breathe.

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Dear Don Imus:

You got what you deserved. And shut up about the white man's burden. We can smell the stink from here.

Theodicy