Good Stuff.
Okay. I ripped the idea for this list from my friend Greg. I am in the wilds of CANADIA, and doing a new version of this sounds great right now. I am breaking records for time spent in front of a computer...I know it.
1. I love HIDEOUSLY offensive jokes. I can't really change what I think is funny. What's black and blue and hates sex?? The 5 year old in my trunk. Yeah yeah...the chicken crossing the road joke was never funny either, so go fuck yerself. ::ambles off giggling maniacally::
2. "I love to listen to a new song until I can't listen to it anymore. I sort of turn that song into a slut. The song is kind of like the nice guy who meets the girl that just uses the shit out of him and then she just spits him out for the next sucker. Maybe it's my way of retaliating. Harmless vengeance, my friends.".(((Can't change a thing G...this is perfect.))))).
3. I fuckin LOVE...(Okay..I gotta editorialize around this one)perfect SEX. (I'm on effexor and I have no sex drive to speak of, but I remember giving a damn about it).
Perfect sex is like this for me: I don't have to explain to you that you have to take your hands from around my throat once in awhile or I pass out, I don't have to tell you that you should probably stop spanking me when the happy noises turn into yelling, or that when I punch you and run into the bathroom crying it's probably because you tried to slip it into my ass, hoping I wouldn't notice. FUCK YOU. I noticed.
Perfect sex is having a worthy opponent to hump, where neither of you are thinking about someone else, and are absolutely THERE and attuned each to the others every move, sound, and breath. Sounds optimistic? It happens. It happened at the same time every time with one playmate, another one; neither of us could put together a coherent sentence after, another's legs buckled getting out of bed.
Sex doesn't have to mean accidental butt sex, and sex does NOT need to happen all the time.
Try and make it special, K?
4. I also love to watch movies that are so good, i'm disoriented after. Movies are Dope.
5. I love dogs. They're hysterical. I do have the urge to punt small, yippy breeds across the room, but on the whole, I love them.
6. I love it when I can't stop laughing, Just CANNOT STOP laughing no matter what. When anything someone says makes me laugh harder, whether its "SHUT UP", or "They must be on mushrooms"....I love it.
7. I love fire. Playing with it, eating it, spitting it, just sitting and watching it...feeling the heat from it, melting metal and glass with it, grinding steel to see sparks...::wriggles happily::
8. I love dancing by myself in a corner to amazing music. This is meditation for me.
9. I love hoodies. Furthermore, I love a great big hood.
10. I love the random, weird ass shit that happens almost on the daily in my life. Example:
right now I'm in Regina (pronounced Rah-Jynah), just outside Big Beaver, in Sasnatchewan (saskatchewan). What the FUCK???
11. I love sitting by myself and watching small things happen...ants moving shit around, roly Poly bugs in grass, ladybugs and caterpillars crawling on my finger
12. I love beautiful original art....whether it be dance, music, or fine/lowbrow/nobrow art...There is nothing that moves me as much as seeing someone make something that is entirely their own.
13. I love getting petted. I always figured that when and if I got REALLY rich, I'd have a Jeeves to come tickle my back whenever I wanted, i.e. "Jeevsie old boy, I can't sleep. It's 4 am Come pet me."
That would be the best thing ever. I am very partial to people who pet me, and/or feed me.
14. I love making something that I am proud of.
15. I love Lychee. Lotus Root. Marinated Albacore.
16. I love to watch people. I can do it for hours. Ditto for listening to other peoples conversations or fights...watching fights too...I'm human, It's kinda hard-wired, ain't it? (note: That last sentence was a disclaimer).
17. I love a good inguinal ligament...That's the one that goes from somewhere around either hip and points at the good stuff. ::fans self::...big plus for a barely concealed vein or two.
18. I love Sake. Miss it.
19. I love spending too much time on ebay. I have to love it because I have to do it. (making costumes)
20. I love the smell of bacon. Seriously FUCK whoever figured out what part of the pig that was. I'd be vegetarian otherwise.
21. I love altars...religious art in general is amazing. Not a big fan of organized religion for myself though.
22. I love how other cultures use color....especially...no...no especially. Everywhere but here.
I'm sick to death of white walls, tasteful colors, and fucking geese with ribbons tied around their necks.
23. Unexpected great conversations. Love em. The kind that leave you talking in a car or a freezing balcony until four in the morning.
24. I love fighting strangers. It scares the shit out of me.
25. I love finally understanding something.
26. I love kids. They're hysterical. I don't want any.
27. I love presents.
28. I love learning how to do something scary.
29. I love old cars....especially cars with suicide doors. I love working on my firebird.
30. I love when I make enough money to cover my bills.
31. I love laying in bed on a rainy day or night. with a fantastic person, naked or not.
32. I love Rain. The smell of wet concrete....I wish I could bottle that.
33. I LOVE Storms : Thunder, sand, dust, snow, electrical....Love em. Love being in em too.
34. I love Digging around in old stuff : Attics, basements, flea markets, old sheds, junkyards. Hog Heaven.
35. I love decrepit houses....and rusty things...
36. I love peeling sunburns.
37. I love LOUD. Painfully loud music alone in the car....at a concert...On a big motorcycle..Shooting guns...
38. I love running into a pit with all the big bald guys and NOT breaking anything.
39. I love coming offstage and not knowing what the fuck I've done.
40. I love my friends. Fuckers.
40.b I like dead stuff. bones and bugs. No apologies. I just do.
41. FUCKING MUSCLE CARS. ::squirts a lil bit::...I love being able to diagnose what's wrong with a car by the sounds they make...I love driving my firebird when I can.