One of the funniest ones I've heard in a long time:

What do your wife and a condom have in common?

After your married they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!

That cracks me up.

The Nasty 1

My fortune cookie at lunch today said:
Your lost possession will be found within the month.

Do you remember what I lost?

Late breaking news: Blues Traveler will be in Little Rock next Tuesday at a very small hall. I am so there.

TN1

I'm headed to a new unit and a new position this weekend. Should be interesting. I am moving into the Battalion S1 position. This is the Admin Officer ( Read more... )

I am resurfacing after a 5 month hiatus. I'm back to work with the Arkansas National Guard. An hour ago I got a call to see if I was interested in going to New Mexico for 6 months to do the border mission. I not only told them no but F*$@ NO.

Let me hear from you if you are still there.

Later

The Nasty 1

I am back in the good ole USA. I got here about a week ago and have been going non-stop ever since. I am at Camp Shelby near Hattisburg, Mississippi. I am in charge of getting my guys back from Iraq and released from active duty. It takes about 5 days here before I can send them home for good. I'll be here until the end of Jan 06, then I can go ( Read more... )

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

I have come down with a case of the Single Digit Fidget.

9 days and a wake up.

TN1

17 days and a wakeup......
TN1

All those in favor of some kind of test before couples are allowed to pro-create raise your hand.


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The calender finally says November. NOW we can finally say "WE ARE GOING HOME NEXT MONTH" and actually mean it ( Read more... )

It appears there is a 90% chance I will be getting out of here the first week of December. There is a small group that will go as an advanced party to make sure things are set up and ready for the rest of the folks who will follow on during the middle and end of December. The slight drawback is I will have to stay in Mississippi until all of my ( Read more... )