I want to scrape my brain out with a spoon and replace it with something more useful--like rice pudding.

Either that or I want to disembowel a library patron with a book end and eat their entrails.

AND THIS IS WHY MARIJUANA SHOULD BE LEGAL. THE END.

That is, the number of days since I started driving alone again, in which I have not had an accident. I am hoping to increase this number.

The main obstacle to this is: 9.

Or, the number of weeks it's been since I had a decent night's sleep. The nightmares and the frequent awakenings can fuck right off.

What is this strange tingly feeling when I get up in the morning and the biggest thing I have to worry about is getting caffeine in time to prevent inappropriate on-the-job yawning? When I do a job that I know I'm good at and my coworkers appreciate me doing? When I come home and feel like I can relax? When I practice driving and I get better at it ( Read more... )