I swear to g-d, this is a headline lifted directly from AOL this afternoon:

Star's Son Passes Away at Age 20
Mom Found Him Unresponsive in Bed

I snorted for about half an hour.

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Mwah

http://tinyurl.com/2kse7k

Yeahuh.