A kankle- not 2 but 1
goddamn....how long does a sprained ankle take to heal?
its been like a week and i still have a kankle.
and its all greeish blue.
oh and dont ever hop a fence when you have a sprained ankle.
it doesnt feel good.
i know, i did it.
and then tripped in a pot hole.
damn canal...
its been like a week and i still have a kankle.
and its all greeish blue.
oh and dont ever hop a fence when you have a sprained ankle.
it doesnt feel good.
i know, i did it.
and then tripped in a pot hole.
damn canal...
Secretary No. 1 : Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite : I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip : [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite : Is grandma there?
Kip : No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite : Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip : What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite : Can you just go get her for me?
Kip : I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite : Just tell her to come get me.
Kip : Why?
Napoleon Dynamite : Cause I don't feel good!
Kip : Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite : No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip : No.
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip : No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip : Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite : I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip : See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite : Ugh! Idiot!
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i love that movie...
so funny.
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