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thelostseraph

Thanksgiving the Second

Feb 20, 2009 14:19

My darkest trial yet has come to an end. I give thanks, oh gods, for the grace bestowed upon me.

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etna, arya, red mage, memories

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unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 03:30:58 UTC

*and now Ledah might be aware of something humanoid and vaguely sticky attached to him from behind*

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 03:40:30 UTC

*slowly turns around*

. . . What.

unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 03:48:35 UTC

Morning!

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 03:49:26 UTC

Red Mage.

Dare I ask why you are covered in white . . . goo?

unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 03:51:21 UTC

Superglue.

Should be hardening in five, four, three, two... Aaaaand, yeah. There we go.

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 03:54:03 UTC

. . . Before I leap to conclusions and infer the meaning of that word from its parts, I will give you the opportunity to define it for me.

*deep breaths*

unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 03:56:35 UTC

It's like regular glue but better.

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 03:59:40 UTC

How. Much. Better.

unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 04:01:31 UTC

Well, according to the label, we should be stuck until about Saturday. Neat, huh?

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 04:03:26 UTC

WHY?

unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 04:09:22 UTC

Well, I was going to get stuck to someone during the event, but then I figured, what would be the point? Everyone was doing it, it wasn't cool anymore.

This way, everyone will notice us!

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 04:11:40 UTC

Did it ever occur to you to ask my permission?!

And WHY would you attach yourself to my rear?!

*heat resistant Superglue fails to melt as Ledah's body temperature begins to soar*

unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 04:18:15 UTC

No, I guess not. Whoops!

Well, because if we were attached from the front, it'd look like we were hugging or something. Totally awkward, am I right?

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 04:21:00 UTC

*Red Mage's hat begins to smoke*

Dissolve it immediately. Or I shall burn it off.

unnatural_20s February 23 2009, 04:24:58 UTC

If I knew how to do that, and if you could do that, it would rather defeat the purpose of being "stuck".

And I don't see how ruining my hat collection is going to solve this problem.

thelostseraph February 23 2009, 04:31:18 UTC

Purpose of -- There is no purpose to being "stuck" aside from irritating both parties!

*more deep breaths as he notices the random smoke coming up from objects around the room. Also the flame on the hat's feather*

I cannot deal with this at the moment. Stay silent, and I will try and pretend you are not there while I think.

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