Thanksgiving

[thelostseraph]

Truly, the gods are merciful.  Having lost my Christmas dinner, I am now offered the opportunity to get ahold of an even more delectable bird to serve for a meal -- So says these cookbooks, at least.  It does seem odd, however, that they would cause so many to appear all at once, but I shall not complain.  Lord Eliwood, it seems my question is answered; there is no doubt that today is Thanksgiving in whichever world may celebrate this holiday.

Please do not run, my Thanksgiving feast.  I swear to dispatch you in a manner both painless and swift.