How well can I sell myself?

[thelostcanadian]

So tonight was pretty cool, definitely something I havent done before: I was auctioned off as a date for charity :P I got dressed up all pretty and sexy like for the event. There were about 11 or 12 guys and 15-20 girls up for bids. I was taken at $20 after my interests, clubs, and dream date were read off. While standing up there I showed a sign I

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[serrated_mind]

I remember some drunk guy bought about 5 athletes at the Buy A Jock thing, and some of those people were bought at high prices by members of the same sex... haha

[ringwraith5]

Fucking doughboy wasn't in - I want my cookie, dammit.

[thelostcanadian]

That son of bitch!! He won't be laughing when I poke his gooey ass!!