Huzzah For Fall

[thelobo]

The little kids all be going back to school, and ye know what that means... it be that time of year again, the fall. The fall be me favorite season of all of them. It be home to me favorite holidays of all time: National Talk Like a Pirate Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, National Troll 2 Day. Everything seems to be enhanced in the fall. The trees look better, the pies taste better, and all the vermin be getting ready to hibernate, so there be less of them. Yes, the only way to improve on the fall is to add Christmas into it, but then the fall would be too awesome for the weaker people, like women, children, and gays, to handle and they'd all implode in on themselves.
Happy Fall, Me Hearties!