That Two-Faced Scurvy Bilge Rat
Well, a few nights ago, the christening party ended and the Lemper Pirate's crew set out to find the treaure. Naturally, we began to follow.
"Excuse me, where do you boyses think you're going," Captain Lemperle asked.
"We be going with you," One-Eyed Phil answered.
"You silly man, you," the Lemper Pirate chuckled. "I'm not sharing."
The Lemper Pirate's massive crew circled around us and forced us back onto the ship. "C'mon, boys, mama needs some diamonds," the Lemper Pirate motioned for three of his burliest men to follow him into the woods and out of me sight.
Arrrrr, so now we've been stuck on the shore of this scurvy island. There be no way to get past Captain Lemperle's crew, it be too massive. I guess we be in a deadlock, for now.
"Excuse me, where do you boyses think you're going," Captain Lemperle asked.
"We be going with you," One-Eyed Phil answered.
"You silly man, you," the Lemper Pirate chuckled. "I'm not sharing."
The Lemper Pirate's massive crew circled around us and forced us back onto the ship. "C'mon, boys, mama needs some diamonds," the Lemper Pirate motioned for three of his burliest men to follow him into the woods and out of me sight.
Arrrrr, so now we've been stuck on the shore of this scurvy island. There be no way to get past Captain Lemperle's crew, it be too massive. I guess we be in a deadlock, for now.