and his name rhymes with midney mrosby

[thelionforreal]

let's see.

• raffi torres sucks. this isn't new news, but unsurprising to see he still sucks a lot. go big hoss.

• where was detroit's magical comeback? is it *just* because they weren't in danger of being swept? I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND, GUYS, COME ON.

• fuck vancouver

• sometimesalways has been heavy handed with the sidney and sid/geno spam

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[thelionforreal]

kate and i were talking about this, and how is hockey EVEN LEGAL

it is INTERNATIONAL CHILD TRAFFICKING

and CHILD LABOR

and i love it so, so, SO much

(BUT I AM STILL TRYING TO RESIST ALL THE FEELS FOR CROSBY. I HATE CROSBY. EXCEPT HIS ASS IS MAYBE EVEN MORE PERFECT THAN TOEWS'. AND PETE'S. AND BRENDON'S.)

[thelionforreal]

his ass literally scored a goal last night. deflect off crosby's ass, goal credited to sid the kid.

NOT THE BEST PICTORAL EXAMPLE, MA'AM, AS THAT STUFF ON HIS UPPER LIP IS UNACCEPTABLE.

but i'm really. i'm trying here. i think his lips are STUPID and NOT HOT and.

YOU SHOULD WRITE MORE SID/GENO IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT. ALL, ALL, ALL OF THE AWKWARD SID/GENO IN THE WHOLE WORLD, I WANT IT.

[thelionforreal]

word.

AHAHAHA NO.

AND OMG I KNOW HIS LIPS AREN'T STUPID BUT I WAS TRYING TO RESIST AND. i lost.

ahahahhaah geno doesn't actually put out, everyone just thinks he does, and no one really believes sid when he tells them how SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED he is, but y'know, then someone actually sort of asks geno about it, and he sort of goes red high in the cheeks and defers to answer, and OMG IT'S TRUE. GENO IS ALL SHOW. and then it takes a village to get sidney crosby laid.