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[thelestrangest]

There are far too many Muggles around here. Most of them seem stupid enough to believe that they can be 'taught' magic. You can't teach magic to a Muggle! They're Muggles, like cattle only not useful

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[gamepatch]

...Now I remember why I'm a dog person.

[thelestrangest]

You're that nasty redhead that lives with that ugly Mello, aren't you?

why is my cat in that icon

[gamepatch]

I'm only nasty on his birthday and major holidays.

Because Bast is a cat most of the time?

[thelestrangest]

No, you're another ugly Muggle, just like he is. I know it.

It looked so much like my Gabby. Well now it looks like my Mac.

[gamepatch]

What if I had some catnip? That help?

*steals your cats*

[thelestrangest]

...

Maybe.

But you would still be a Muggle.

I have 6, you can have--no, I can't do that.

[gamepatch]

Oh well. No one's perfect.

You'd change your mind and break my heart.

[thelestrangest]

You could still give me the catnip? I'll let you be the last one to die then?

You're probably right. Gabby's a part of my soul.

[gamepatch]

Can I get that in writing?

[soldier_puppy]

He likes shiny balls. Ones that jingle.

[thelestrangest]

...

Well, yes.

[soldier_puppy]

Do you like those fuzzy mice, too?