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[thelestrangest]

There are far too many Muggles around here. Most of them seem stupid enough to believe that they can be 'taught' magic. You can't teach magic to a Muggle! They're Muggles, like cattle only not useful

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[shockability]

Wait, did I hear that right? Claire...turned into a rabbit and you almost ate her? Really?

[thelestrangest]

She was the cheerleader one if I remember right. Blonde hair and perky. She made a very tasty looking caramel coloured flop-earred rabbit.

[shockability]

What I wouldn't give to have seen that!

I think you might be my favorite person now.

[thelestrangest]

But of course! I'm Bastie!

I can show you if you want, unless you're a Muggle.

[Voice]

[asouroldelf]

[She snorts.]

Humans are the stupid ones.

[Voice]

[thelestrangest]

Muggles are, yes. We wizards and witches are much, much smarter.

[Voice]

[asouroldelf]

What's this talk of elves then? Never ironed my hands, that's sure.

[Voice]

[thelestrangest]

Elves are servants. They clean the house, do the laundry, make the meals, get beaten when they're stupid. Things like that. When one messes up a task, they start slamming their heads into the walls or shutting their hands in drawers.

[gamepatch]

...Now I remember why I'm a dog person.

[thelestrangest]

You're that nasty redhead that lives with that ugly Mello, aren't you?

why is my cat in that icon

[gamepatch]

I'm only nasty on his birthday and major holidays.

Because Bast is a cat most of the time?

[thelestrangest]

No, you're another ugly Muggle, just like he is. I know it.

[berceusedefou]

I'd prefer if you didn't turn him into a rodent again. They're absolutely filthy creatures.

Not entirely unlike yourself.

[thelestrangest]

What?

[berceusedefou]

I suppose it was foolish of me to expect a beast to understand.

[thelestrangest]

I think you will make a very nice statue for the birdies to poo on.