UAlbany quotes
I have some funny quotes from this year humor you:
Nick is my roommate, AJ, Josh and Aaron are suitemates (AJ is an RA)
"Let us thank god for heroin now.." - Steve
(Steve plays Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge)
"I'm getting fat because I don't exercise." - Nick
"You'd be fat too if you ate something" - Nick to Steve
"Fuck smart people, most smart people are stupid." - Josh
"Why am I getting no work done? Why am I getting no work done?! Why am I getting no work done!!??! Aaarggh!!" - AJ to Steve
"Because you're doing something that is not work." - Steve
(Silence)
"That's was very... clarifying.." - Steve
"Yes, it was actually.." - AJ
(AJ nods and walks away looking satisfied)
(Josh is walking out the suite door)
"Where are you going?" AJ
"Nowhere" - Josh
"Let me come with you" - AJ
"I am not going anywhere!" Josh
"If you wanna go nowhere with me you can.." Josh
"She'd only given head to like 20 or 30 dudes, that's not too bad." - Josh
"I wonder what video games will be like when we are old men" - Steve
"I am going to be getting blowjobs from my videogame console" - Josh
A man's heaven: pot, cheesecake, steak, nymphomaniacs with big titties, wine, and music on your own personal jet
basically your own restaurant+bar, and some people prefer their own island to their own jet :)
"I think undecided voters should vote for John Kerry, they have something in common." - AJ
AJ: Hey Nick, we're up 38-0!
Nick: Oh really, who are we playing, Chattanooga wheelchair school for the blind?
"I think the only way we can fix this carpet roll is to move it to here" - Steve
(Nick smiles and nods, happily playing Chrono Trigger)
(Steve Laughs)
"What's so funny?" - Nick
"Nick you didn't pay any fucking attention to what I just said!" - Steve
"What?" - Nick
"Steve!!" - Josh
"What?" - Steve
"What the hell are you doing?!" - Josh
"Um.. school work.." - Steve
"Oh.. sorry.. I've never seen you do that before.." - Josh
(Nick Sneezes)
"God Bless You" - Steve
(Nick Sneezes Again)
"God Dammit!" - Nick
"I got my period, sucks for you! Hahaha!" - Random Drunk Girl
"This is just free entertainment" - Police Officer at UAlbany
I don't know whose shit this is .. I mean.. Aaron keeps putting all of his stuff here - Josh
I don't drink, I've only had like ten beers since I've got here - Josh (been here two days/three nights)
It's a nationally recognized piece of shit - AJ (Re: UAlbany)
"Poor old people, all they want to do is chill out and eat applesauce and those fucking hurricanes come along" - Josh
I'm also 20 now and I can't legally drink alcohol. This really pisses me off. What madness!
Nick is my roommate, AJ, Josh and Aaron are suitemates (AJ is an RA)
"Let us thank god for heroin now.." - Steve
(Steve plays Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge)
"I'm getting fat because I don't exercise." - Nick
"You'd be fat too if you ate something" - Nick to Steve
"Fuck smart people, most smart people are stupid." - Josh
"Why am I getting no work done? Why am I getting no work done?! Why am I getting no work done!!??! Aaarggh!!" - AJ to Steve
"Because you're doing something that is not work." - Steve
(Silence)
"That's was very... clarifying.." - Steve
"Yes, it was actually.." - AJ
(AJ nods and walks away looking satisfied)
(Josh is walking out the suite door)
"Where are you going?" AJ
"Nowhere" - Josh
"Let me come with you" - AJ
"I am not going anywhere!" Josh
"If you wanna go nowhere with me you can.." Josh
"She'd only given head to like 20 or 30 dudes, that's not too bad." - Josh
"I wonder what video games will be like when we are old men" - Steve
"I am going to be getting blowjobs from my videogame console" - Josh
A man's heaven: pot, cheesecake, steak, nymphomaniacs with big titties, wine, and music on your own personal jet
basically your own restaurant+bar, and some people prefer their own island to their own jet :)
"I think undecided voters should vote for John Kerry, they have something in common." - AJ
AJ: Hey Nick, we're up 38-0!
Nick: Oh really, who are we playing, Chattanooga wheelchair school for the blind?
"I think the only way we can fix this carpet roll is to move it to here" - Steve
(Nick smiles and nods, happily playing Chrono Trigger)
(Steve Laughs)
"What's so funny?" - Nick
"Nick you didn't pay any fucking attention to what I just said!" - Steve
"What?" - Nick
"Steve!!" - Josh
"What?" - Steve
"What the hell are you doing?!" - Josh
"Um.. school work.." - Steve
"Oh.. sorry.. I've never seen you do that before.." - Josh
(Nick Sneezes)
"God Bless You" - Steve
(Nick Sneezes Again)
"God Dammit!" - Nick
"I got my period, sucks for you! Hahaha!" - Random Drunk Girl
"This is just free entertainment" - Police Officer at UAlbany
I don't know whose shit this is .. I mean.. Aaron keeps putting all of his stuff here - Josh
I don't drink, I've only had like ten beers since I've got here - Josh (been here two days/three nights)
It's a nationally recognized piece of shit - AJ (Re: UAlbany)
"Poor old people, all they want to do is chill out and eat applesauce and those fucking hurricanes come along" - Josh
I'm also 20 now and I can't legally drink alcohol. This really pisses me off. What madness!