yet more subject line quotes.
I could totally be working on either of my programming assignments, or working out my schedule for next semester, or reading, or studying, or at least try to do SOMETHING productive today...but no. Hope you enjoy these quotes instead. Remember these are just from my subject lines, so if you always read my subject lines, you probably won't see anything new here.
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[at the Honors Congress elections]
Basket Collector Guy: *holding out basket* Hello, I'm running for basket collector...I've been doing it for about 7 minutes now..."
[don't even remember who said this]
Girl: He looks cute.
Guy: Thanks!
Girl: No, no, not you... *points* ...him.
Guy: *crestfallen* Oh...
[after showing Jose a picture of Randy]
Me: Yep, that's my boyfriend. He's white.
["Lola" is the Filipino word for "grandma"]
Mom: I'm thinking about booking us for a vacation to Canada...I don't think your Lola would enjoy it though, she would be kicking and screaming not to go...
Me: I would actually go just to see that.
[before the Calc I exam]
Jesse: I can't wait to take this class again next semester.
[me pondering to Arthur about how my boyfriend-at-the-time hadn't wished me happy birthday yet]
Arthur: Maybe he's saving it up to do something really sweet when you're not expecting it.
Me: Possibly.
Arthur: Do white people still do that?
[me and my sister are singing to one of my CDs in the car]
My sister: Are you trying to sing harmony? Because if you are, you're doing a good job.
[watching Eragon at the theater with Ben]
Ben: *imitating Eragon* 'I didn't want all this, I just wanted to hunt a stupid deer!'
[after watching The Ring with my cousin Randy]
Kuya Randy: If the TV turns on, I'll be like, 'Well, I'm not sleeping here tonight!'
Ate Jenica: Wait, a wedding? Who's getting married? Oh yeah....me.
[at the cotillion party, Ate Jenica was talking about Canada]
Ate Jenica: Do you guys go snowboarding?
David: In Florida? *shrugs* Oh, every once in a while.
Ate Jenica: Christmas has become so commercialized that whenever I think of Christmas, I think of going broke.
[talking about the new computer Lola got for Christmas]
Me: No, Lola would spend all her time playing Solitaire and Minesweeper. Or World of Warcraft.
[at the equipment shop renting skiis and snowboards]
Derek (Jenica's fiancee): *looking at a price tag on a bicycle* That much money for a bike and it isn't even self-propelled?
Julian: *after Steven is freaking about how my skin is puffy and red* She's allergic to some natural oil in the human skin.
[hanging out with Steven and Julian]
Me: *talking with my mom on the phone*
Mom: Hey sweetie, so what are you up to right now?
Julian: STEVEN! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!
Mom: ....where are you?
Me: *glaring at Julian*
[golfing with Randy and Steven]
Randy: *having a bad day* I'm shooting from the women's tee. Why am I shooting from the women's tee? Because I am a GIRL.
[the second time the fire alarm went off at 3:30am in two weeks]
Guy RA: *as everyone sleepily walks back in* Next time, set the building on fire so we actually have a reason to evacuate.
[at this Engineering Day for Girls camp...I was a volunteer]
Me: We need more alcohol.
Guy in charge: I would love some alcohol.
Me: Uh, I meant rubbing alcohol.
Mike: I would be a great professor...'Hey students, class is cancelled again, it's too f-ing early.'
[during my New Media interview, they were telling me about the people who used to work there]
Ian: Actually, he went on and on about Ruby so much that we just started calling him Larry on Rails.
[in Comp Organization]
Guy 1: *sneezes* Ah-choo!
Guy 2: Bless you.
Guy 1: *sneezes again* Ah-choo!
Guy 3: Stop sneezing.
[before Comp Sci I, we were complaining about the professor and our grades on previous programs]
Antonio: Yeah, he took a ton of points of my first program because I guess my comments weren't good enough...so on the last program I wrote a ton of sarcastic comments in my code, like "Does this look familiar? Cause it should." And, "Do you know what this is? If not, look it up!"
[at Solo and Ensemble]
My sister: *pointing out some guy* He was the guy who composed the song that sounded like someone smashing a guinea pig on a piano.
Me: He looked like the type of person who would smash guinea pigs into pianos.
Me: What are you doing this weekend?
Mike: You.
[talking about the absurdities of Filipino accents]
Arthur: If you spoke like that, I would have been teasing you mercilessly. Probably to the point that we wouldn't be friends anymore.
[after studying in the library, our study group is in the elevator]
Naveed: The elevators are so freaking slow, you'd think they were making an elevator up there...
[during Java, right in the middle of Arup's lecture]
Phone on podium: *rings*
Arup: o.0 Is that a phone?
Student: Pick it up!
Arup: Hello, Domino's Pizza. *pauses, then hangs up phone* Heh, he said, "Oops, wrong number." and then hung up.
[during Java, we were designing a program]
Arup: So what does your program do?
Me: Our program cures AIDS.
Arup: *eyes light up* SWEET.
[at the robotics competition. Our team's cheer was "That was..." "Easy!" because our robot had an Easy button on it]
Gabeler: That was...
Team: Easy!
Gabeler: What was it?
Team: Easy!
Gabeler: This game is...
Team: Easy!
Kid from crowd: You are?
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[at the Honors Congress elections]
Basket Collector Guy: *holding out basket* Hello, I'm running for basket collector...I've been doing it for about 7 minutes now..."
[don't even remember who said this]
Girl: He looks cute.
Guy: Thanks!
Girl: No, no, not you... *points* ...him.
Guy: *crestfallen* Oh...
[after showing Jose a picture of Randy]
Me: Yep, that's my boyfriend. He's white.
["Lola" is the Filipino word for "grandma"]
Mom: I'm thinking about booking us for a vacation to Canada...I don't think your Lola would enjoy it though, she would be kicking and screaming not to go...
Me: I would actually go just to see that.
[before the Calc I exam]
Jesse: I can't wait to take this class again next semester.
[me pondering to Arthur about how my boyfriend-at-the-time hadn't wished me happy birthday yet]
Arthur: Maybe he's saving it up to do something really sweet when you're not expecting it.
Me: Possibly.
Arthur: Do white people still do that?
[me and my sister are singing to one of my CDs in the car]
My sister: Are you trying to sing harmony? Because if you are, you're doing a good job.
[watching Eragon at the theater with Ben]
Ben: *imitating Eragon* 'I didn't want all this, I just wanted to hunt a stupid deer!'
[after watching The Ring with my cousin Randy]
Kuya Randy: If the TV turns on, I'll be like, 'Well, I'm not sleeping here tonight!'
Ate Jenica: Wait, a wedding? Who's getting married? Oh yeah....me.
[at the cotillion party, Ate Jenica was talking about Canada]
Ate Jenica: Do you guys go snowboarding?
David: In Florida? *shrugs* Oh, every once in a while.
Ate Jenica: Christmas has become so commercialized that whenever I think of Christmas, I think of going broke.
[talking about the new computer Lola got for Christmas]
Me: No, Lola would spend all her time playing Solitaire and Minesweeper. Or World of Warcraft.
[at the equipment shop renting skiis and snowboards]
Derek (Jenica's fiancee): *looking at a price tag on a bicycle* That much money for a bike and it isn't even self-propelled?
Julian: *after Steven is freaking about how my skin is puffy and red* She's allergic to some natural oil in the human skin.
[hanging out with Steven and Julian]
Me: *talking with my mom on the phone*
Mom: Hey sweetie, so what are you up to right now?
Julian: STEVEN! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!
Mom: ....where are you?
Me: *glaring at Julian*
[golfing with Randy and Steven]
Randy: *having a bad day* I'm shooting from the women's tee. Why am I shooting from the women's tee? Because I am a GIRL.
[the second time the fire alarm went off at 3:30am in two weeks]
Guy RA: *as everyone sleepily walks back in* Next time, set the building on fire so we actually have a reason to evacuate.
[at this Engineering Day for Girls camp...I was a volunteer]
Me: We need more alcohol.
Guy in charge: I would love some alcohol.
Me: Uh, I meant rubbing alcohol.
Mike: I would be a great professor...'Hey students, class is cancelled again, it's too f-ing early.'
[during my New Media interview, they were telling me about the people who used to work there]
Ian: Actually, he went on and on about Ruby so much that we just started calling him Larry on Rails.
[in Comp Organization]
Guy 1: *sneezes* Ah-choo!
Guy 2: Bless you.
Guy 1: *sneezes again* Ah-choo!
Guy 3: Stop sneezing.
[before Comp Sci I, we were complaining about the professor and our grades on previous programs]
Antonio: Yeah, he took a ton of points of my first program because I guess my comments weren't good enough...so on the last program I wrote a ton of sarcastic comments in my code, like "Does this look familiar? Cause it should." And, "Do you know what this is? If not, look it up!"
[at Solo and Ensemble]
My sister: *pointing out some guy* He was the guy who composed the song that sounded like someone smashing a guinea pig on a piano.
Me: He looked like the type of person who would smash guinea pigs into pianos.
Me: What are you doing this weekend?
Mike: You.
[talking about the absurdities of Filipino accents]
Arthur: If you spoke like that, I would have been teasing you mercilessly. Probably to the point that we wouldn't be friends anymore.
[after studying in the library, our study group is in the elevator]
Naveed: The elevators are so freaking slow, you'd think they were making an elevator up there...
[during Java, right in the middle of Arup's lecture]
Phone on podium: *rings*
Arup: o.0 Is that a phone?
Student: Pick it up!
Arup: Hello, Domino's Pizza. *pauses, then hangs up phone* Heh, he said, "Oops, wrong number." and then hung up.
[during Java, we were designing a program]
Arup: So what does your program do?
Me: Our program cures AIDS.
Arup: *eyes light up* SWEET.
[at the robotics competition. Our team's cheer was "That was..." "Easy!" because our robot had an Easy button on it]
Gabeler: That was...
Team: Easy!
Gabeler: What was it?
Team: Easy!
Gabeler: This game is...
Team: Easy!
Kid from crowd: You are?