get yo drink on

Aug 27, 2006 13:53

Milwaukee has been ranked by Forbes.com as "America's Drunkest City" on a list of 35 major metropolitan areas ranked for their drinking habits.

Minneapolis-St. Paul was ranked second overall; followed by Columbus, Ohio; Boston; Austin, Texas; Chicago; Cleveland; Pittsburgh and then Philadelphia and Providence, R.I., in a tie for ninth.

God damn, there was only one southern city in the top ten?

What the fuck is wrong with us here in the Music City? VIVA NAS VEGAS BABY!

I think it also says something that while we have lots of distributors, there is no major brewery around here.. but if that were a major factor, St Louis would've made the top ten too right? (though it did rank #11!)

Get your drink on Nashville, lets try to crack the top ten next year! It is a long way to go, we are ranked fucking 35! (there must be a shitload of drunks in Ohio, they have two top ten cities and one more in the top twenty)

(edit: someone sent me and email telling me that these rankings "are not a good thing"... I think that is a load of horseshit, this is a goal!)

alchohol, forbes, nashville, drunks, top ten, rankings

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