Feliz Navidad
Vacation in a monotone:
Thursday- I discover Rosh Hashana cards from Fidel Castro in our house. I question father. He just says, "Don't you have other dictators to worry about?" I then learn of my grandmother's communist square dancing escapades. Start to notice pattern...
Friday- See Paradise Now. Review Paradise Now. Eat mozzarella knish. And run three miles to catch a train. Train departs at 2:32. I arrive at 2:31 with copy of the Onion and Strand bag in hand. Read Onion horoscope only to discover Igor (JZ's father) will be leaving her family and consoling his wounds with Russian vodka. Jenny decides to not share horoscopes with family.
Motzei Shabbos- See Rent and wish I too were an HIV Positive transvestite that could comfort lost tourists and play Mrs. Claus.
Thursday- I discover Rosh Hashana cards from Fidel Castro in our house. I question father. He just says, "Don't you have other dictators to worry about?" I then learn of my grandmother's communist square dancing escapades. Start to notice pattern...
Friday- See Paradise Now. Review Paradise Now. Eat mozzarella knish. And run three miles to catch a train. Train departs at 2:32. I arrive at 2:31 with copy of the Onion and Strand bag in hand. Read Onion horoscope only to discover Igor (JZ's father) will be leaving her family and consoling his wounds with Russian vodka. Jenny decides to not share horoscopes with family.
Motzei Shabbos- See Rent and wish I too were an HIV Positive transvestite that could comfort lost tourists and play Mrs. Claus.