Nov 13, 2005 20:09
Motzei Shabbos consisted of fleeing from the Bruriah administration and sneaking into a 9:40 version of Pride and Prejudice, only to discover that dear Mrs. Asher has taken up residence in the seat next to mine. This results in awkward positioning of the head. And attempts to look like Cousin It. I succeed. Barely.
I then experience a cold sensation as I am standing outside the movie theater without a coat at midnight wondering where my newly almost-buzz cut mommy is.
"If I am me because you are you and you are you because I am me then I am not me and you are not you; however, if I am me because I am me and you are you because you are you then I am me and you are you." -Kotzker Rebbe