If I were Pavlov...
I have come up with a list of new Bruriah yearbook clubs... being that I cannot portray Bruriah in a negative light, I have resorted to mocking myself, which in theory might be mocking of the school. But at least it's indirect.
"Un"clubs:
1. I Didn't Get Into Seminary (because I meshed with the Goyim!)Club
2. I Missed the Kissing Scenes Because Mr. Gelman Covered the TV Club
3. I Passed High School Because of Adina's Notes Club
4. I Don't Have Any Form of Physical Exercise Senior Year Club... a.k.a. I Am Becoming The Human Blob Club
5. I'm A Bais Yakov Girl For A Day Club... if it gets me out of my torah she beal peh project
"Un"clubs:
1. I Didn't Get Into Seminary (because I meshed with the Goyim!)Club
2. I Missed the Kissing Scenes Because Mr. Gelman Covered the TV Club
3. I Passed High School Because of Adina's Notes Club
4. I Don't Have Any Form of Physical Exercise Senior Year Club... a.k.a. I Am Becoming The Human Blob Club
5. I'm A Bais Yakov Girl For A Day Club... if it gets me out of my torah she beal peh project