from gang bangin' to getting gang banged

[thejonathan]

What happened last night cannot be explained with out a brief history lesson, and maybe even not so brief, about my life. I know many times it has been mentioned that I was once a young thug in the dirty bay, and I must take you back to those days to explain where this story begins. My best friend was a kid named Tracy Everett. Now Tracy spent a

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[gramophone]

i had a bully in high school named corina zepeda. that bitch had the fattest thighs ever and i'm pretty sure she was in denial because she still squeezed into jeans that were entirely too small for her. straight-up sausage legs. anyway, she was the biggest joke of a bully ever. my friends and i made fun of her as much as she made fun of me. one day she passed by me in the hall and pushed me into a wall, and one time she was in front of me in the lunch line and turned around and yelled, "FUCK YOU, BITCH!" in my face. i just smiled and laughed.

the whole reason she hated me was because she was in love with my boyfriend.

well, that boyfriend and i broke up for a few months my freshman year and corina decided the feud was over. so one day after school, i was in the bathroom applying my bitchin' silver/lilac lipstick when she walks in and apologizes to me. i accept and we part ways.

a few months later, my boyfriend and i got back together and corina had a fit. she started talking shit again but at that point i totally knew she was a huge pussy. i just gave her the evil eye with one slightly raised eyebrow every time i saw her and she never did anything again.

last i heard, she was living in some small texas town and has an eyebrow piercing. way to be, corina.

[tara_ashley]

Faith would leave notes on taped to the wall saying, "tara is a copycat." and she tried to steal my girlfriend. Yep, yuou heard me right, I was a full on lesbo.

[gramophone]

teenage lesbianism is so awesome.

damn

[winterstheworst]

i wish i could raise one eyebrow.

i had a bully my 6th grade year named michelle franco who hated me b/c i won 6th homecoming queen and she didn't.

then my sister stepped up to her, being all 5'1 that my sister is, and the bitch backed off of me.

love you tricia!

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[gramophone]

my friend katie has the best "big sister sticking up for me" story. she had some bully when she was younger so her big sister followed the bully as she walked home and just yelled at her and threw stuff at her. the bully never fucked with katie again.