from gang bangin' to getting gang banged

[thejonathan]

What happened last night cannot be explained with out a brief history lesson, and maybe even not so brief, about my life. I know many times it has been mentioned that I was once a young thug in the dirty bay, and I must take you back to those days to explain where this story begins. My best friend was a kid named Tracy Everett. Now Tracy spent a

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[tara_ashley]

Man, I only had one enemy growing up and she was the biggest bully ever. She came up to me the night I met you and apologized for making my life a living hell. It was Rain's little sister Faith.

[gramophone]

i had a bully in high school named corina zepeda. that bitch had the fattest thighs ever and i'm pretty sure she was in denial because she still squeezed into jeans that were entirely too small for her. straight-up sausage legs. anyway, she was the biggest joke of a bully ever. my friends and i made fun of her as much as she made fun of me. one day she passed by me in the hall and pushed me into a wall, and one time she was in front of me in the lunch line and turned around and yelled, "FUCK YOU, BITCH!" in my face. i just smiled and laughed

[tara_ashley]

Faith would leave notes on taped to the wall saying, "tara is a copycat." and she tried to steal my girlfriend. Yep, yuou heard me right, I was a full on lesbo.

[gramophone]

teenage lesbianism is so awesome.

[gramophone]

i read all of this and damn jonathan, you've lived quite a life.

also, you spelled the last names properly.

[kittylepinski]

"Also, think how fucking strange this moment was. In ten years we had both went from "Mother fucker, I'ma blast your ass." to "oh my god, what is he wearing?!?!"... "

ahahahahahaha best observational quote ever.

[pulgasari]

this is poetry.

[pulgasari]

u is fat girrrl

[pulgasari]

damn right.

[lorien_j]

that is the BEST fucking story i`ve ever read in my life. congrats for filling my life with mirth and chuckles!