Happy Birthday to a country wherein people are generally forthright, usptanding and noble, if sometimes self-absorbed, overcautious and slow to act. Yes, Canada, I wish you a happy day of birthing! Your dads would be proud, my dear mother country!
Also, Happy Birthday to the exception which proves the rule! Yes, I do mean a man who is generally self-absorbed, overcautious and slow to act, but - very, very rarely - is forthright, upstanding and noble. Occasionally.
Happy Birthday to the Douchiest Douchebag I know, my little brother,
aldwinn/Mark!