Stolen from Hazmat:
1. Describe in 2 words what ended your last serious relationship?
I had two words... then I noticed the "serious" part, which happened to be in my head.
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Sunday
3. What were you doing this morning at 7am?
tossing and turning and clutching a sea turtle named Harold Henry Sebastian III.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Catching up on livejournal.
5. Are you any good at math?
Yes.
6. What were you doing last night?
Talking to Evan and watching crappy t.v.--Same thing I do every night.
7. If you saw your last ex right now, what would you say?
It would have been pretty helpful if you had told me you're gay. Jackass.
8. Have you ever burped in front of the same/opposite sex?
What the hell kind of question is that? I've burped in front of everybody.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page?
I don't have a fucking myspace, and the thought kinda makes me want to vomit.
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
Iowa Student Loan consolidation offer.
11. How many different beverages have you had today?
milk and water
12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself?
depression
13. What do you wish for?
lots of things
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No.
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
The anesthesia shots before my root canal
16. What is outside your bedroom window?
bushes and loud neighbors
17. Any plans for Friday night?
No.
18. What did you do last weekend?
Got bossed around by my sister and grandma, but didn't do any of it, then went to the beach.
19. Do you have a secret crush?
No, mine are usually pretty public.
20. Do you keep in touch with your exes?
Some of them... No, I guess one of them... Hi Michael Ray!
21. Do you dislike anyone right now?
Lots of people.
22. Something you are excited about?
Evan coming for Thanksgiving.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
vodka.
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No.
25. Describe your key chain?
a big pink hook.
26. What is on your mind right now?
My visiting grandma is driving me CRAZY.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large crowd?
Depends on what you mean by large, I guess.
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
The awesome pretty kind that costs too much money.
29. Do you have any nicknames?
Probably.
30. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
Yes, and no, this doesn't make me a hooker.
I had two words... then I noticed the "serious" part, which happened to be in my head.
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Sunday
3. What were you doing this morning at 7am?
tossing and turning and clutching a sea turtle named Harold Henry Sebastian III.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Catching up on livejournal.
5. Are you any good at math?
Yes.
6. What were you doing last night?
Talking to Evan and watching crappy t.v.--Same thing I do every night.
7. If you saw your last ex right now, what would you say?
It would have been pretty helpful if you had told me you're gay. Jackass.
8. Have you ever burped in front of the same/opposite sex?
What the hell kind of question is that? I've burped in front of everybody.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page?
I don't have a fucking myspace, and the thought kinda makes me want to vomit.
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
Iowa Student Loan consolidation offer.
11. How many different beverages have you had today?
milk and water
12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself?
depression
13. What do you wish for?
lots of things
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No.
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
The anesthesia shots before my root canal
16. What is outside your bedroom window?
bushes and loud neighbors
17. Any plans for Friday night?
No.
18. What did you do last weekend?
Got bossed around by my sister and grandma, but didn't do any of it, then went to the beach.
19. Do you have a secret crush?
No, mine are usually pretty public.
20. Do you keep in touch with your exes?
Some of them... No, I guess one of them... Hi Michael Ray!
21. Do you dislike anyone right now?
Lots of people.
22. Something you are excited about?
Evan coming for Thanksgiving.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
vodka.
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No.
25. Describe your key chain?
a big pink hook.
26. What is on your mind right now?
My visiting grandma is driving me CRAZY.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large crowd?
Depends on what you mean by large, I guess.
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
The awesome pretty kind that costs too much money.
29. Do you have any nicknames?
Probably.
30. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
Yes, and no, this doesn't make me a hooker.