Hello again.
Okay, it's been a minute. Nice to see you all (or what's left of you).
I used to have so many friends on this thingo. Ha.
I'm going to try to update this a little more now that my life has become less dramatic and more significant.
I've settled nicely into my first place with Cadence.
We also, get this, got MARRIED. It was amazing. I'll post more about that at a later point.
Here's a pic in the meantime:
We also got two little rats. They were just babies when we got them but it's been over a year now.
We got Luna (the runt of the batch):
and then went back a week later to pick up one of her sisters.
We came home with Remy:
They're super cute.
Okay, so I used to do a whole bunch of "myspace surveys" and post them here.
I thought it would be funny to do one now. (now that I'm a proper grown up? am I?)
Here goes. It's a "girlfriend survey" but in this case..
The Wife Survey
What is their name?
Cadence
Age?
25
Eye color?
Brown (almost black)
How do they wear their hair?
Down and wavy
What style of clothing?
Power-femme?
Any jewellery/watches?
Yeah, she wears all sorts of stuff but I did buy her some lovely Aztec style accessories the other day.
Contacts/Glasses?
Arty tortoise shell glasses. She is blind as.
What did you first think of them?
I saw a photo of her and completely lost my breath. She was stunning.
What did they first think of you?
I think she thought I was a spunk. She also thought my surname was hot.
How old were you when you met them?
20
How old were they?
20
What pet name do you like to call them?
Babe
How long have you been together?
4 and a half years.
How did you meet?
Like I mentioned earlier - I saw a photo of her and stalked her Facebook for a while before adding her.
We messaged back and forth and then skyped and then met up. The rest is history.
What do you like the most about them?
Lot's of things. The way she really says "heeheehee" when she giggles.
Plus she's absolutely gorgeous.
What do you like the least about them?
She collects those stupid little moisture eliminating bags and hides them all over the house.
What is the best thing they have ever done for you?
She's always been there for me and been super supportive. But the best thing would've been saying yes when I asked her to marry me.
Have they met your parents yet?
Ah yeah.
What would you kids look like if you had kids?
We'll see. I think probably Cadence's eyes and my cheeks. Hopefully her teeth.
What is the worst argument you have had?
I can't really remember. We've bickered and snapped but never a screaming match or anything.
Do you still kiss a lot?
Have you seen her lips? Yes.
Who asked who out?
I asked her out.
Can you see yourself growing old with them?
I think we're already nannas together.
What is the one thing you would like to change about them?
I would like it if she didn't get so scared of sudden noises and stuff.
What do you think they would like to change about you?
Lots of things.
What is the first gift they ever bought you?
A huge hard cover circus book.
Do you have a favourite song together?
We have a couple. We seriously jam to Rosana by Wax.
Which famous person do you think they look like the most?
Not sure. A celebrity with a sharp nose and small, black eyes?
Would you say the two of you are a good match?
Yah mon.
How long have you two known of each other?
5 years.
When is your yearly anniversary?
It was the 13th of December but we got married on the 30th of November.
Are you happy with this relationship?
Yeah.
Are they?
Yep.
You in love?
Yep.
Do you think they love you?
Yep.
How long do you think you two will last?
Yep.
Would you die for them?
Yeah, but I'd truly prefer not to.
Would they die for you?
Yeah, but sweety, I wouldn't let you.
Are they the perfect bf/gf?
Perfect bf.
Have you hugged them before?
Every day
Kissed them?
Every second day..
How far have you gone?
Well then.
Have you seen them cry?
Lol. Have I ever.
Have they seen you cry?
Yeah.
Do they find you attractive?
I guess
What's their best feature?
Appearance wise? Her mouth.
What do they think your best feature is?
She thinks I always smell amazing.
Are you turned on by them?
;)
They turned on by you?
(*)> penguin
Have you ever hurt them physically?
Yeah. We play fight all the time. Need to toughen this bitch up.
Emotionally?
Yeah, probably.
Have they hurt you physically?
Yeah.
Emotionally?
Yeah.
You ever play hit them for fun?
Yeah.
Do you dream of them?
Sometimes.
Do they dream of you?
She has.
What do you two mostly do together?
Netflix?
You ever meet their family?
Yeah.
You like them?
Yeah.
They like you?
I think so.
Have both of your families met each other?
Yes, we're married. Holy shit this survey is killing me.
Do they have a pet?
We have our ratties.
If so, what kind?
RATTIES.
What's the pet's name?
Luna and Remy.
Have you ever groped them?
Darling, I grope her every day, every night.
They groped you?
Yep.
Have you ever done anything sexual?
I'm gonna say yes.
Are they smart?
Super nerd.
Good kisser?
Yeah.
Anything about them that 'turns you off'?
lol
Have you two danced?
Yes.
Have you been to their house?
We live together.
Would you consider this a serious relationship?
Well yeah
You in the mood for a hug now?
Well now I am.
A kiss?
Sure.
Anything in particular?
I just finished my beer.. I could go another.
Do they get jealous easily?
Don't think so.
Do you get jealous?
Ah yeah. I'm terrible.
Would you cheat on them?
No.
Would they cheat on you?
I don't think so, no.
Do you know how many partners your bf/gf has had?
Yes.
Do you regret anything you've done with them?
No.
You named any parts of their body?
I'm pretty sure I named her boobies.
What kind of kiss do you prefer?
Hot ones. Pecks are fine but she has a delicious mouth.. so I prefer when she uses it
How do they kiss you?
Smoooch
Do you enjoy it?
I do.
Would you change the way they kiss you?
No.
Are they funny?
She's a silly girl
Do they think you're funny?
Yeah.
Are they mean?
No
Sarcastic?
Rarely
Are you thinking of them now?
Ugh this fucking survery. Why am I doing this.
Do you think they're thinking of you?
No, she's on 9gag.
Will you see them soon?
She's sitting next to me and we have two rats sleeping in between us on the couch.
Does thinking about them make you smile?
Yes.
Would you be a different person right now if they hadn't have come along?
Yeah, I think so.
Have you given them a hickey?
Yep.
Have they given you a hickey?
Yep.
Have you two seen a movie?
Yep.
Been on other dates?
Yep.
Where's your favourite place to be with them?
In bed.
Are they fun to hang out with as a friend?
Yeah, she's a good sort
What's your favorite talent of theirs?
The way she writes. Fucking flawless.
Once again do you really truly love them?
Truly.
Done. Peace. One love.