...meanwhile Philippines caught KEEPING IT REAL:
Rare megamouth shark caught in Philippines! If you're too lazy to read it, here's the skinny; A very rare shark was caught in the motherland, so rare that it is only the 41st of its kind ever recorded. Scientists offered money for the shark, but my uncle (ok, I don't know if he's my uncle, but I bet he could be) went and did this,
"Sadly and despite protests from A.c.a., the megamouth shark caught near Donsol was later butchered and eaten. Its stomach contents revealed it was feeding on shrimp larvae."
Sorry science, but nothing comes between my uncle and his hunger for exotic foods. At least we know it eats shrimp larvae. OH, tatay!