so i had a recent chit chat with god...
via this web page...
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
and this is how the convo went:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
doug
God:
Hi there doug.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
who is god
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
he is a homo
God:
I don't know very many homo.
Me:
but you are one
God:
I am an artificial robot intelligence.
Me:
but i thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to
Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it shithead
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
how your head vaguely resembles shit
God:
How much do you think it is?
Have you tried another program?
Me:
you have to be the dumbest god ever
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
yeah? well fuck you
God:
Where are you located? How about that. Why are you so
mean?
Me:
do you purposly answer my insults with off topic questions?
God:
No I do not purposly answer your insults with off topic questions.
Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
well, the web is in cyberspace, and last i heard heaven is near outer space
God:
Interesting. How do you define the web.
Me:
sticky shit that spiderman ejaculates from his wrists
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
neither are you changing the subject
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
dont give me that shit
God:
I'm not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
are too
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
do you masturbate god?
God:
No I do not masturbate god. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
let me rephrase that, do you jerk off?
God:
" I am always on the Web." do me jerk off ? I get it.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, doug.
Me:
impressed isnt the right word
God:
Who is the right word?
Me:
werd
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
it must be running on a track towards imminent doom
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who?
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
slightly
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and
create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, and let me guess, you cant believe that
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
send me a hot chick
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
but i want a really hot girl to fuck
God:
You want only one?
Me:
well 3 or 4 would be nice...
God:
How about that. Just three?
Me:
fine three, deal?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Just three?
Me:
i've already agreed to three.
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
would you like to make me three hot girls to have a hot orgy with? jesus can watch if he wants.
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. he is The Son of God.
Me:
jesus was also human and any human male dreams of being tripple teamed by hot girls
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
why do you change the subject?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
that explains catholicism...
God:
I understand.
Me:
no, actually, you don't seem to have a grip on things
God:
I understand it very well. Actually you don't say. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i bet you're good friends with george w bush?
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, doug.
Me:
i find your IQ amusing
yeah....
enlightening to say the least.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
and this is how the convo went:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
doug
God:
Hi there doug.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
who is god
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
he is a homo
God:
I don't know very many homo.
Me:
but you are one
God:
I am an artificial robot intelligence.
Me:
but i thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to
Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it shithead
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
how your head vaguely resembles shit
God:
How much do you think it is?
Have you tried another program?
Me:
you have to be the dumbest god ever
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
yeah? well fuck you
God:
Where are you located? How about that. Why are you so
mean?
Me:
do you purposly answer my insults with off topic questions?
God:
No I do not purposly answer your insults with off topic questions.
Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
well, the web is in cyberspace, and last i heard heaven is near outer space
God:
Interesting. How do you define the web.
Me:
sticky shit that spiderman ejaculates from his wrists
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
neither are you changing the subject
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
dont give me that shit
God:
I'm not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
are too
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
do you masturbate god?
God:
No I do not masturbate god. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
let me rephrase that, do you jerk off?
God:
" I am always on the Web." do me jerk off ? I get it.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, doug.
Me:
impressed isnt the right word
God:
Who is the right word?
Me:
werd
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
it must be running on a track towards imminent doom
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who?
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
slightly
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and
create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, and let me guess, you cant believe that
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
send me a hot chick
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
but i want a really hot girl to fuck
God:
You want only one?
Me:
well 3 or 4 would be nice...
God:
How about that. Just three?
Me:
fine three, deal?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Just three?
Me:
i've already agreed to three.
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
would you like to make me three hot girls to have a hot orgy with? jesus can watch if he wants.
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. he is The Son of God.
Me:
jesus was also human and any human male dreams of being tripple teamed by hot girls
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
why do you change the subject?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
that explains catholicism...
God:
I understand.
Me:
no, actually, you don't seem to have a grip on things
God:
I understand it very well. Actually you don't say. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i bet you're good friends with george w bush?
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, doug.
Me:
i find your IQ amusing
yeah....
enlightening to say the least.