Kevin Spacey is an actor. He probably doesn't know anything about being a Pope, unless he has a secret Pope hobby, and even then I think your Pope studies have to be official. It's utter nonsense to think that Kevin Spacey could be the Pope just because you like him as an actor. And if he did? It wouldn't be great! It'd be not great! He'd probably do things that were entirely against Church doctrine. I mean, I don't even know if Spacey's Christian or not. I'm prepared to say he's Hindu or something, since he's a Hollywood actor. A Hindu Pope would not make for a very effective Pope. Sometimes when you say things you should think about how reasonable they are, not just about how "cool" or funny they seem at the moment you say them. I mean jeez, if everyone did that the world would be in chaos, and anyone could be a Pope and being a Pope would cease to mean anything. AND THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE?!
The Pope is supposed to be the representation of God on Earth, right? And what is Kevin Spacey? Last time I checked, he was about as close to God as we have right now.
And I'll bet he knows a lot more about being a Pope than you think. He doesn't just look smart, you know.
Sometimes when you say things you should think about how reasonable they are, not just about how "cool" or funny they seem at the moment you say them. I mean jeez, if everyone did that the world would be in chaos, and anyone could be a Pope and being a Pope would cease to mean anything.Stating an opinion or a suggestion, no matter how unreasonable or ridiculous, does not mean that it will happen. If you look two posts down, I suggested that Ben Stiller die a terrible death. Did this happen? No. So, based on evidence I've gathered over the course of my life, I suspect that Kevin Spacey's becoming the Pope is highly unlikely
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I'm pretty sure the Pope is the most powerful 'man in a bubble car' alive today! I mean, without the Pope who would bake all the Jesus crackers for every Catholic in the world to turn into the body of Chirist (who must be frickin' humungous (or at least keep growing new bits)) and who would institiute Papal justice? And what's the point of having a Vatican without a Pope? And what about the jews. Think of the Jews! (like Caleb) (and Bruce Campbell)
I hope all of this is a joke. Hell, I'm a former Catholic and I laughed my ass off at this. No one knows who the next pope will be. Even devout Catholics don't know the answer to this, so why not fill in the blank with someone like Kevin Spacey? He's cool, he seems nice, and he can form complete sentences.
We have a girl here called "Waffle Bitch" (remember Laura?) if she didn't already have a b/f I'd say you should marry her. Actually, you probably still should. Just in case.
And if he did? It wouldn't be great! It'd be not great! He'd probably do things that were entirely against Church doctrine. I mean, I don't even know if Spacey's Christian or not. I'm prepared to say he's Hindu or something, since he's a Hollywood actor. A Hindu Pope would not make for a very effective Pope. Sometimes when you say things you should think about how reasonable they are, not just about how "cool" or funny they seem at the moment you say them. I mean jeez, if everyone did that the world would be in chaos, and anyone could be a Pope and being a Pope would cease to mean anything.
AND THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE?!
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And I'll bet he knows a lot more about being a Pope than you think. He doesn't just look smart, you know.
Sometimes when you say things you should think about how reasonable they are, not just about how "cool" or funny they seem at the moment you say them. I mean jeez, if everyone did that the world would be in chaos, and anyone could be a Pope and being a Pope would cease to mean anything.Stating an opinion or a suggestion, no matter how unreasonable or ridiculous, does not mean that it will happen. If you look two posts down, I suggested that Ben Stiller die a terrible death. Did this happen? No. So, based on evidence I've gathered over the course of my life, I suspect that Kevin Spacey's becoming the Pope is highly unlikely ( ... )
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I'm pretty sure the Pope is the most powerful 'man in a bubble car' alive today! I mean, without the Pope who would bake all the Jesus crackers for every Catholic in the world to turn into the body of Chirist (who must be frickin' humungous (or at least keep growing new bits)) and who would institiute Papal justice? And what's the point of having a Vatican without a Pope? And what about the jews. Think of the Jews! (like Caleb) (and Bruce Campbell)
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Yeah, but it looks like that won't be true tomorrow.
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Does that answer your question?
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That reminds me of something.
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